Justin Fijten

I’ll do it, but only for the attention

[oomf magazine @oomfmagazine]

New England, the crown jewel of this country, I will never take you for granted

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

You can tell JD Vance raised his hand a lot in law school (derogatory)

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

Chappell Roan getting so much heat for not picking a side in the election but that is literally how every member of Gen Z is

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“And it’s a Chick-Fil-A original movie, Liz”

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

Watching housewives vault with Megan and Charlie after pool in ptown is the most at peace I have ever been

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

I don’t know much about “Chappell Roan” but this song “good luck babe” sounds like Kate Bush

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

@tub_witch Women are the most important people in the world and they are the best people in the entire universe

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

I love when pinkydoll says yes popcorn

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

Pop music peaked in 2009

[mad men pics @madmenpics]

Joan is so kind.

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

Conservatives not realizing until now that Ben & Jerry’s is a progressive company is so fucking funny to me. Their most famous flavor is named after Jerry Garcia.

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

Men wear the longest shorts here

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I love going to Tori concerts alone because I always befriend a lesbian witch

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

My 6th @toriamos concert tonight 🤩 🤩

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

Carly Rae consistently releases bops as good or better than Taylor without being incredibly annoying

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

San Junipero hands down

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

What’s the best ‘Black Mirror’ episode?

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

If trump was president he’d build a giant fan to blow the smoke away

[Justin Fijten @JFijten]

@alex_abads Mistrusted him from the very first interview when he bragged about having 17 TVs ?!?

[alex @alex_abads]

someone: hi!

me: so I am deeply into this docuseries about a deeply unwell Indiana family that adopted a ukrainian orphan who was allegedly 6 but actually maybe 15 but also maybe 32 and whose adoptive mother believed she was a foreign agent. the orphan hid knives under her bed