James Floyd

insta: xjames_floyd

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

Drake coming out for fredo proves he wants to be an English citizen more than shamima bugum

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

The main problem I have with the lockdown being another 3 weeks is that’s 3 more weeks of seeing girls suck off the bird who does there eyelashes.

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

Never seen so many pictures of a leg and a drink in my life as I’m seeing on Instagram right now.

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

I hope when Boris gets through this he comes out and does a speech in which he calls out every person that wished bad on him by there name and tells them to fuck off.

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

To tweet something like this when a man is fighting for his life is fucking disgusting. Absolute fucking helmet

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

Typical peasant

[Chigwell Group @ChigwellGroup]

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[Ollie Bishop @olliebishop___]

That’s a normal size purse, she just makes it look small

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

@olliebishop___ @LukeRob42321232 That takes a long time and a lot of practice to be a wanker like me

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

@olliebishop___ @LukeRob42321232 Long way to go my friend

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

@LukeRob42321232 Or eat a salad

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

What is the best time to eat dinner ???

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

Amber saying “ i don’t even care” is the equivalent of saying “I’m not even pissed” after knocking over a glass in the boozer. Trust me no one believes you. #LoveIsIand

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

How comes when ur bird says “she’s good looking” and you reply “Yh I’d jizz on that” suddenly your out of order

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

I got a lot of time for that.

[HellaHel @heleneargy]

I want this man’s face to go viral.
This was at the Virgin Active in Stellenbosch @virginactiveSA
Absolutely abysmal behaviour

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

I am a straight geezer, but gossip girl is the bollocks.

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

Middle class girls listening to Vybz Kartel may possibly be the most embarrassing thing of 2019.

[James Floyd @JFloydx]

Every woman’s reaction when I enter a room.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

He’s here and he’s perfect!