John C

Accountant, and not a very good one.

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon @HayekandHockey Holy Shit it's Beavis!

[John C @JFNaugh]

Today Chicago will elect a mayor who has not one, not two, but THREE victim checkboxes! How many does your mayor have, New York? Oh, that's right - NONE!!!

Hahahahaha suck it east coast liberals!

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon @HayekandHockey "Pornhub for women"? So it's all going to be BDSM, then?

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon Turn it over and we'll still shoot your dog!

[John C @JFNaugh]

@Sherri_Fox @AOC 😂😂😂😂😂

[John C @JFNaugh]

@BobMurphyEcon No worries Bob, we can just print more!

[John C @JFNaugh]

@Shaughn_A No, they only come out at 2 AM when its 20 below. Chicago is safe until next winter.

[John C @JFNaugh]

@AOC Maybe if you wrote your #GreenNewDeal in different colored crayon, or added a few drawings of happy families, it would have received a higher mark. But no problem, you passed! On to 3rd grade!

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon Bleach, ropes, & red hats are pretty cheap as well. After all, this is MAGA country.

[John C @JFNaugh]

Regarding the #Smollet case: Chicago doesn't have a two-tiered justice system, it's multi-tiered. It's no secret - it's a cesspool of corruption right out in the open. The real shock here isn't that the charges were dropped (for a price) but that they were brought at all.

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon Especially the Joo accountants! Wait...

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon And the roads are a whole new definition of shitty

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon Can't argue with that.

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon Nobody in Chicago is surprised by this. It's strange seeing Twitter explode over it

[Keith Taylor @KeithTaylor_No6]

@ReformedBroker Poor Michael, meanwhile Trump is celebrating.

[John C @JFNaugh]

@IndignantThe @RepAdamSchiff You go, Adam! Make up whatever you need to because ORANGE MAN BAD!!! NPCs rule, Trump supporters drool!

(Honestly, I cant be any more obviously sarcastic than that. If you still dont get it, well...)

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon @HayekandHockey OMG, keep the absurdity coming! Its 2016 all over again!

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon 😂😂😂

[John C @JFNaugh]

@marshallsheldon Well said, even if it does make you sound like a losertarian