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talk to me nice or don’t speak at all 😌

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

I am screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Money Makin @MylesMakinMoney]

He threw cuz off the roof like undertaker threw mankind off the hell in a cell 💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Roofers get into a fight while working on a job, fall off the roof, and continue fighting.

"The white folks are gonna call the cops if you guys don't calm the f*ck down..." one man was heard saying in Spanish.

Remarkable camera work here.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[Alissa🎀 @alissafair_]

Y’all can never convince me you can “forget” your kid in the car. Idcccc

[daz @MetamateDaz]

NEVER listen to boomers that say "we were smart with our money, we didn't buy things we didn't need".

I've seen what's in their basements and garages.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Do y’all ever have the urge to just

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

America be like “support the troops” and then leave veterans unhoused and untreated.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?

[goma @soigomaa]

She also wrote their names in the sand with her blood, went on to identify them and have them arrested for what they did to her. She's not just a survivor. She's a literal warrior.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You guys are too MEAN to be majoring in social work, medicine, nursing, education, or even customer care. Please, go do something you actually love.

[Mark🃏 @iBeen__Fly]

The dumbest pro athlete: yea man alot of people don't know how easy it is to run out of money even on a 100 million dollar contract, the 2 houses, 12 cars and 600,000 dollars worth of clothes I buy every year just ain't enough

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

A friendly reminder that exactly none of your problems in this life are because two people of the same sex are sleeping together.

[kevin blue @kevinblue345]

A black man went to his brother's apartment to film educational internet content about firearms with his legal firearm. This white woman approached two black men with a legal firearm, filming call the police, saying she felt threatened when she could have left them alone