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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@MikeHoopsPage @SleepersMedia I like it, but don’t think JBB will be starting. I personally think it’ll be Foster or Boozer.

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@PardonMyMeme What do you gotta say about what he just did to Brunson?

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@PardonMyMeme @StellaBlueCoff +9, 80

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@PokemonDealsTCG @AyeItsJoel Sure have! I opened it in my external browser once you posted and waited in the queue for 35 minutes. In the queue on my computer now to see if that helps.

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@AyeItsJoel @PokemonDealsTCG I got through 10 minutes ago and can’t even find the listings they say are available

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@BradBiggs @HunterCaleb98 Heard @BarstoolBigCat was looking

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@cardsfan0000 @JonRothstein All the NCAA tourney games are played on neutral sites. Who gives a shit? 🤣

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@cardsfan0000 @JonRothstein They play at Florida in the ACC/SEC challenge

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@JayClark_UnO No dog in the fight, but Tennessee doesn’t even know what a Final 4 feels like 😂

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@hen_ease @4AcesGC_ Name them, Hank

[James Boyd @RomeovilleKid]

#Colts QB Anthony Richardson Sr. movin’ and groovin’.

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@SamsClub what’s up with the rebrand?

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@IrishFallacy @PokemonDealsTCG How tf did it let you stay logged in

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@PokemonDealsTCG Can’t even login to the damn app now

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@FOS Yall got the script already?? 👀

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

Happy #IceMan day to those who celebrate! 🦉6️⃣

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@SconnieColt I hate to say my initial prediction is 7-10 :(

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D’OH! another schedule release video! @TheSimpsons

[KY Duke Fan @Jfrost02]

@PFTCommenter I think you need another one but with the golfer being left handed