Jon Orlando Furndog

"History doesn't repeat itself but it sure does rhyme" - the greatest. The only thing I'm chasing 🏃is my dreams 😴😴 the grind never stops💯💯 no breaks😈

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

“Golf is like cross country but worse... it’s kind of unwatchable”- furndog #golfsucks #trackandcrosscountryrule #atme #eatit

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

Got to spend some quality time with my favorite daughter ❤️🙏 #Summer2017 #wow #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

*when I say anything
"You're showing me how dumb you are" #furndog #imdumb #everyoneknowsit #wow

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

"That's like feeding peter to pay pay and shooting them both in the foot" #what #whosaysthat #onlyfurndogwouldsaythat #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

"Eating Chinese food without soy sauce is unexceptionable" #Gross #furndog #whowouldeven #AllOrNothing #soysauceislove #soysauceislife

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

"What flavor of pizza do you want?" 🍕🍕😍🔥#whatarewords #whoisenglish #pizzaistheonlythingthatmatters #whoisshe #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

About a softball game "We actually won the game tonight, surprise surprise" #firstwin #didntfaceplant #blessed #theirteamsucks #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

Going back to my roots #farm #blessed #grind #wontstop #tryme #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

Cracking open a cold one with the boys? More like going for a light 8 mile run with the boys 👌💪 #grind #wontstop #NoSickDays #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

When you catch it on film #summer #wow #film #nevermissit #rip #ourhouseburneddown #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

*punches kid in the gut* - "keep your gut in" #wow #GUTtago #hitem #finalsgotmelike #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

I used to hate him but he grew on me- Anonymous student 👌🙏😏#everyoneTBH #FERNdog #☘️ #rip #cantstopwontstop

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

The pope mobile,that interesting! I love that 😍😍 #pope #crusindownthestreet #blessingthe bitches #prayingforhoes #shotsfired #rip #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

Did you just discriminate against color blind people? #colorblind #people #johndalton #judgingyou #trafficlights #driving #roasted #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

Most john full names are Jonathan's but I'm different my full name is Jon #different #youresojealous #furndog

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

Face the oven while cooking #ovengoals #roasted #favoritefurndogquote #NationalHamburgerDay

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

If you ever have a job where you up to your head in shit, then you have a worse job then me. #favoritefurndogquote #shitproblems #ohwhale

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

Whenever anyone tries to outbid you on your favorite tractor, just remember
Take out back and 💪🤛🤜👊#furndog #tractor #favoritequote #fiteme

[Jon Orlando Furndog @JFurndog]

SOME TRACK KID: "Are we stopping anywhere to eat?"
FURNDOG: "At your house"