OBJ is on the Giants.
Yankees are great.
Mets are not great.
Geno is the Jets QB.
Patriots won the AFC.
Spurs are in the NBA Finals.
Rodgers is with McCarthy.
Flacco is still slinging it.
Stafford still got it.
LeBron still got it.
Your childhood ain’t over yet.
Only have 5 minutes before your tee time? Don’t panic. @thesleezyman has the perfect warm-up plan.
Take notes on this edition of Emergency 9, presented by @cobragolf.
When Aaron Judge, Cody Bellinger and Paul Goldschmidt face off against Shohei Ohtani, Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman this weekend, it will be the first time a game has three MVPs in each batting order
(h/t @Buster_ESPN)
The worst night of sleep because of your dad's ridiculous snoring
First game at 9:47am but report to the field at 7:30 for no reason
Temp: 101 in the air, 113 on the turf
Location: 15-20 minutes outside a mid tier southeastern city
Good times. Take me back.