Quinn Weathers

"I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious." — Michael Scott

[Quinn Weathers @JFW_V]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Lo que ve morra random en el recreo de la secundaria:

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Kevin Schnall @KSchnall9]

Gamecock Nation!! You guys know how to throw a party. We are so thrilled to be a part of this family.

Now let's get to work! 🤙🐔

[Monte Lee @CoachMonteLee]

Super excited for this opportunity @cholbrook2 has given me. @CofCBaseball is home for me, and I’m so excited to be back! Go Cougars!

[Jamie Bradford @SportsMediaJB]

Some great news for @CofCBaseball:

Chad Holbrook is bringing Cougar Legend and former Gamecock Monte Lee on staff in an Assistant Head Coaching position.

Will be officially announced later today by the school.

Presser on Monday.

[Kevin Schnall @KSchnall9]

🗣️ GAMECOCK NATION, LET'S GO

@GamecockBSB

[South Carolina Baseball @GamecockBSB]

Welcome Home, Coach Schnall!

[Shane Beamer @CoachSBeamer]

Welcome to Columbia @kschnall9 !

Already looking forward to ⚾️ season….AFTER we get you out to Williams-Brice Stadium this season for 🏈 🤙��

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

South Carolina might have the best branding in the ENTIRE SEC 🤙

#TheGarnetStandard | #Gamecocks

[Leslie Mines @LeslieMinesIII]

“Dubónic Plague” goes so hard and I hate that I didn’t come up with it 😭

[Quinn Weathers @JFW_V]

@TheBigSpurOn3 @SportsMediaJB I agree mostly. I’d go:

Home: ⚪️🔴🔴 (primary), ⚪️⚫️⚫️, or 🔴⚫️⚪️

Away: ⚪️⚪️⚪️ (primary), 🔴⚪️⚪️, or ⚫️⚪️⚪️

One home game per year: ⚫️⚫️⚫️ and a special alt/throwback

[The State Newspaper @thestate]

It’s happening: Columbia is getting a Culver’s restaurant. Check out where https://t.co/SQ3fVcNK4I

[Elijah Campbell @E_Campbell3]

.@WilGunter, @TylerHead18 fellas I’m reporting live from the Lizards Thicket on Knox Abbott and I can confirm there is no Kevin Schnall sighting…yet

[BravesVision @BravesVisionTV]

Inspector Ronald.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

So we just gonna act like a boom didn’t happen that shook 10 counties in South Carolina yesterday? Nobody gonna say anything

[Quinn Weathers @JFW_V]

Figured out what the boom was

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

RONALD GRAND SLAM 💥

#BravesCountry

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Arguably the greatest poster in cinema.

[rrudie @_pressuredrop_]

supreme court is just regular court with sour cream and diced tomatoes