Jessica Beattie

London based Marketing Manager and spin instructor✌️

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

Think @BBCR1 and @BBCNewsbeat should be saying pre workout, not protein for taking dry. Protein powder shouldn’t contain any caffeine…

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

HORRIFIC customer service from @marksandspencer delivery team, one phone call from a no caller ID and didn’t even ring my doorbell. Waited 11 weeks for this and now need to wait another week. Won’t be ordering from M&S again, thought it was somewhere you could trust…

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@NOW Probably the most basic tweet I’ll ever send... but the latest ep of RHOBH isn’t showing on my @hayu_uk yet??

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@IKEAUK all deliveries have arrived and a part of my order is missing? Can you help please?

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@madedotcom hey, I ordered something and it’s coming much sooner than the website said (lovely problem to have) and I’m not available on the day it’s being delivered can I rearrange please?

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

Thought @HelloFreshUK was meant to be delivered between 8am-7pm? My tracker is telling me I won’t have it until 9.30 this evening?!

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@gregjames please put the woo from the mysterious girl X factor audition into the new Coldplay track, I BEG!

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@Pret I’ve cancelled my subscription and you’ve taken money, can you help please?

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@gregjames THIS M83 REMIX IS A FUCKING BOP, please play this more often

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@astridandmiyu Hey, hope you can help? I bought a clicker from you, it’s arrived and is gorgeous but doesn’t click properly so is constantly falling out 😩 I’ve tried to click it in place when it’s not in my ear and it’s hopeless, what should I do?

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

Was really enjoying my @marksandspencer extremely chocolate biscuit until I found a 3cm long hair baked into the middle of it 🤢

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@virginmedia you set up a direct debit for my new WiFi but haven’t taken any money and now it would seem have cut my connection? Can’t even log into my account to check because it’s down for maintenance?!

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@virginmedia had a box fitted today, my nowtv box is saying the strength is ‘fair’ when it’s 2m away from the WiFi box, anything you can do it help? Download speed is 28.35 which isn’t really what we were expecting from you?

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@NOWTV Hi, my nowtv stick is all set up and was working fine but now refuses to connect to WiFi even though my Fire Stick (in the HDMI next to it) has connected fine?

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

Got a new @NOWTV stick and it’s AWFUL, never connects to my WiFi even though every other device does and the controller just stops working. Very disappointing after how impressed I was with the box...

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@thetrainline hey, I bought train tickets a while ago that I need a refund on because of lockdown but it’s saying they’re non refundable, please can someone help?

[Jessica Beattie @JGB_x]

@PolsFletch I was not ready for this. BRINGING SO MANY EMOTIONS BACK

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me alone with my thoughts vs me alone with my thoughts five minutes later

[Greg James @gregjames]

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.