Jake Gelvar

Brooklyn Pickleball Team #1 Fan #BKPT | Baltimore Sports Fan #BirdLand

[Jake Gelvar @JGelvar]

This is the first verse and chorus to a song I started writing yesterday.

Life is too short to skip the things that make you smile just because they seem "silly" to someone else.
Go on your side quests and find your joy.

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@born2code The two players DUPRs combined had to be 8.6 or less

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I won a 8.6 DUPR moneyball last night!

Might have channeled my inner Chris Haworth with some of the drives I was hitting.
Now, if only I wasn't a foot shorter than him 😂

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@CoachRWK Lmfao, I deserve it, it's okay 😂

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Jackie and Jade play against each other in mixed tonight.
What do I do?? 😭

Though, I guess the silver lining is that no matter what, a Kawamoto is winning.

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@CoachRWK Hardy har

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According to Anna Bright's Instagram story, Kate Fahey's fantasy football team name is "KayFay F*cks".
I want the world to know that I genuinely love this.

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@JetJaguar76 I'm an equal opportunity hater 😂

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@JetJaguar76 Mehhhh

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@JetJaguar76 That's what I'm leaning towards. But I love Jade too. And I like Dylan more than Tama (and actually think Tama is mad overrated lol).

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@chriscantino @Johnny5pointOH @Pickleballtv Tell me who I gotta fight to push it through 😂

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@Johnny5pointOH @PPAtour Just be me and write a desktop c# application to build your own multiview 😂

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@NicoTheLefty @annabright108 Is she wrong though?

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@AshAshPB At a quick glance, I was like, uhh things are dire for lifetime? 😂

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@azetice @VeronicaCa84492 Erik, do you think the New Jersey 5s will try to trade for Ben Johns?

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It's October, which means it's Scoobtober, which means I get to post my favorite cartoon theme song.

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@CamilaZilveti Look up the song Take the Money and Run by the Steve Miller Band 😭

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@CamilaZilveti And definitely don't trust any detectives named Billy Mack.
Cause he let them get away.

[Jake Gelvar @JGelvar]

@CamilaZilveti Just make sure you avoid anyone names Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.