Jack

Arian Foster should’ve never went vegan

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@TheStreakBJM @SleeperNFL We drafted the same team. It’s rough

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@OhioTate Is Mintzy missing a pinky?

[WGR Patron @WGR550_Patron]

Oh my god hahahhaha. Elite way to start the game day.

[G-Block 🅱️aby @Gxtso_]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

What’s maybe the funniest part about this is his account picture is a bag of Tyson chicken tenders

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

If Mack Hollins was allowed to play barefoot he’d be Randy Moss

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

They brought the Hammer of Dawn down on her. Thank you

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

Lanterns is great but in what world would John Stewart be attracted to Zoe

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@big_business_ They brought the Hammer of Dawn down on her ugly ass

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

Lanterns is great but in what world would John Stewart be attracted to Zoe

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@Surge100x Please

[- @MusialaEra]

They want to convince you that Harry Kane isn‘t an absolute all timer. One of the greatest strikers the world has EVER seen and it‘s not debatable.

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@big_business_ Plaqueboy max ass beat

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@PaulSkallas Didn’t think the day would come that I full disagree with a take of yours.

Cinema has definitely gotten worse but Nolan is a fantastic filmmaker. Interstellar is genius.

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

The Power of the Dog is the worst movie I have ever seen. 1/10. How did that movie when an Oscar for best direction???

[adidas @adidas]

In this Backyard, it’s “win or go home,” and this crew hasn’t left since the 90's.

Where there’s a pitch, there’s a legend.

#YouGotThis

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

Druski’s best work

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@HedgieMarkets This is great. Favorite account right now

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

How do politicians that continuously prove they’re incompetent and a net negative to society continue to get elected

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

The Big Four airlines (American, Delta, Southwest, United) control 75% of the U.S. market.

Fewer choices = higher prices for you.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Jack @Jgibbzw]

@HedgieMarkets Thank you