Jexter Grif

22, Grif creature, Riccardo Patreses strangest soldier, autism haver, backmarker enthusiast. #nukewoking she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ eating croutons gay style

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@_eyxie NOOOOOooooOooOOOOO

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My glorious device is complete

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@MelonsMoon @DomainDead Just a 10 minute video of him quietly sobbing on the floor

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I'm putting together a crew

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#f1twt for your entertainment please enjoy the f1twt drama generator (use with caution 🤭)

https://t.co/h20Lm1a56F

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@leclercize He's going to qualify well, smack into someone at the narrowest point, block the track and cause a 15 car pileup that was naturally someone else's fault because he's colourblind and his cat is sick or he was out of the country and you can prove shit copper

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@simplyagirly Surprised the world's crappiest scooby doo villain didn't want lake eerie added to his collection. If it helps it's a genetic trait, his mother was basically exiled from the Hebrides for being a kitten drowning shitebag according to my nana ha

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@dollmilton Lowkey Lauda Schumacher and Alesi are the real trinity

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@PespoTeski Nothings too good for the bird mafia

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@PespoTeski Truth nuke

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@vroomvroom_14 SHE'S ONTO US LADS MOVE TO LOCH FASGRO STAT

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The creature demands rocks for bathtime (not thrown close enough to do damage though). Also Sauber Bottas and arrows frentzen to commemorate the flop era and my atrocious eyeshadow wings

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@PespoTeski They'd be the best thing in any country to be fair

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@mercsogyny Sainz was somehow too ass for even the race to put him in the top 3 so they gave up and phoned the rest in

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@PespoTeski Awww he sounds like a local vigilante

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@zonevivi I knew this screenshot would come in handy one day

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@CMansell_Racing How many men would Mansell sell if Mansell would sell men? And would you ever look at becoming a stunt driver like Ben Collins did given your driving experience and general cool vibe?

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Genuinely I thought Sainz would have to literally kill someone in broad daylight with a rusty spoon to get a fair rating but here we are

[Nachez @Nachez98]

📊 El Ranking de Edd Straw (The Race) del Gran Premio de Países Bajos

🥇 Lando Norris
🥈FERNANDO ALONSO
🥉 Liam Lawson

🇦🇷 Colapinto 13°
🇲🇽 Checo Pérez 17°
🇪🇸 Carlos Sainz 21°

👎🏼 Verstappen último

#F1 #DutchGP 🇳🇱

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@Unpaid1ntern Put colapinto, Alonso and Perez into a team and watch the entire team go into witness protection when an upgrade doesn't work LET IT ALL BURN

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@Unpaid1ntern ATP we should make the third car proposal real so we can cram as many fanbases into one team as possible. Send Sainz to McLaren so piastri fans can invent new slurs for Spanish people or the mentally disabled, put Verstappen at Merc so the 63s make more Hitler posters...