Jewish Girl Problems

👸The Kvetch Queen ✡️ Nice Jewish Girl 🙋‍♀️ by @alysilverberg & friends 📷 jewishgirlprobs on IG

[Jewish Girl Problems @JGProbs]

Not getting offered the pickle your friend got on the side of their meal

[Jewish Girl Problems @JGProbs]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- that your mom’s matzo ball soup is the best
- that your mom’s latkes are the best
- that your mom’s challah is the best

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My 2022 wrapped really got me 🙃

[Jewish Girl Problems @JGProbs]

Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st

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My culture is not your costume

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Me and who

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Heyyy (with the intention of starting an intense game of Jewish geography)

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“We will adopt your baby” (if it’s floating down a river in a basket)

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Happy camp season RIP to my post engagement

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He’s a 10 but he pronounces hummus with a soft H

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Every time I make matzah pizza I remember I don’t make pizza bagels enough

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“I watch The Prince of Egypt for the plot”
The plot:

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The immediate and scary Purim to Passover transition is giving Halloween to Christmas vibes

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The nice Jewish girls of today are the nice Jewish women of tomorrow 💪

[Jewish Girl Problems @JGProbs]

Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st

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I SAID YES!!! 💖💖💍💍💍✨✨✨ when someone asked me if I wanted challah tonight

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“A latke is just a hashbrown” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Cursed tweet

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

People claim New York has better bagels than LA but I’ve been to Panera in both cities and I literally cannot taste a difference

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If you think $1mil/yr is "rich," guess again! Look at my monthly expenses.

$22k rent
$6k iced coffee
$2k babka
$4.5k stickers
$10k misc. bagels
$7k camp supplies
$9k Jewish jewelry
$11k shit for whatever holiday is happening

I'm barely getting by.

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