My favorite thing ever is when people say that college brainwashes you into being liberal. It’s almost as if....education...gives you perspective you otherwise wouldn’t have...and teaches you to think in different ways...and see things from other people’s shoes???
I have a book where I record funny things my students say. At the end of each year I update it and typically find myself cry laughing as I read through previous years. Here are my top 10.
Yoooo you won’t believe what just happened to me. I was scrolling through Twitter and saw a tweet referring to something I didn’t know, and instead of replying “explain this to me.” I just googled it. And now I know what it is. Like fuck, what a rush!
i was today years old when i found out “thou shall not use the lord’s name in vain” is meant for people who use religion to justify malicious deeds and not just swearing “oh my god” like I learned when I was a kid
“i hate politi-“ just admit you’re afraid to talk about human rights that shouldn’t be fucking debatable in the first place bc you don’t want to accidentally expose yourself in a tireless effort of ‘staying neutral’ which directly translates to siding with the oppressor