wow someone actually

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Lib Dems' Daisy Cooper asks the Government to delay Nigel Farage's by-election

Lammy: "It's the people vs establishment. A city trader, Putin-admiring professional politician who is pals with crypto billionaires... vs Count Binface"

#PMQs

[Jordan @_wisemensay]

Privately educated man who has been a politician for a huge part of his adult life which has seen him receive £5m payments thinks he is not the establishment. If you follow or believe anything he says, you are a complete moron

[Black Ben Carson @wetdishsoap]

Larry June hate is so forced to me lmao, I get that his style can be a bit sleepy sometimes but aye, sometimes I wanna hear calm raps about sippin juice and $800 matcha! Sometimes I want my rap subject matter to be positive lmaoo😂😂! It has its place!

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Referees after seeing Egypt had a chance to beat Argentina

[David Ornside @David_Ornside]

🚨🗣 Egypt's Coach Hossam Hassan couldn't control himself after full-time:

"I will say what's on my mind regardless of the consequence, this was clearly a rigged match and the whole world saw it"

"And I want to say one more thing, if they want them [Argentina] to win so bad, why call everyone to come and participate?"

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

Could we get a double by-election in Clacton?

The parliamentary rules state that if a poltician 'ceases to be a member while an investigation is in progress' then the investigation is suspended 'until the Member is re-elected'

So there is a world in which Nigel Farage wins the Clacton by-election, the investigation resumes, he is censured, suspended and another by-election is triggered....

[Lucy Powell MP @LucyMPowell]

FYI - a parliamentary standards inquiry continues whether you’re in the House or not …

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Political parties respond to Nigel Farage calling a by-election to restand in it

Green: "This is not Farage vs the establishment but the establishment’s man against truth, honesty and decency"

Lib Dems: "He should pay for this by-election himself out of the millions he’s grifted"

Labour: "This is a gimmick designed to distract from serious allegations about Farage's funders"

Restore: "Farage has proven one thing today and one thing only - everything that he does is about one person. Nigel Farage"

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Farage is late. Is he on Moscow time?

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Farage says he's "the most physically" attacked politician of our lifetimes.

He's said this before. Tell that to Jo Cox or David Amess.

[Tottenham Hotspur Stadium @SpursStadium]

Three decades. Countless classics. One icon.

JAŸ-Z is celebrating 30 years of an unparalleled career with a special show in London on Friday 4 September at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. From the music that changed the game to the moments that shaped culture, this is a celebration of the legacy.

Be there. London. History.

🔗 https://t.co/vjpkkox1yC

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Int’l Players Anthem is a perfect rap song.

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

2006 Lil Wayne was a beast 🔥

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🇺🇸🗣️ Donald Trump: "I didn't know what the hell a red card was. When I found out, I said, 'You gotta be kidding!'"

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

To think that some doubted Jude Bellingham. To think that Thomas Tuchel once questioned his team contribution. Bellingham's talent and will to win have been clear ever since he broke into Birmingham City’s first team at 16. He was a prodigy then, and now the apprentice who became the world-class sorcerer. Two well-taken goals and one exceptional clearance. Vital player for England in and out of possession. Cherish him. #MEXENG

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

This is just class.

Odegaard hands over the baton to Haaland to lead the Viking Row for Norway.

One of the stories of this World Cup.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“Dad why is my name Vozinha Cabral?”

Me: