YAyeyiYOu

Beer is the mind chiller

[YAyeyiYOu @JGRM98]

Mis papás me dieron la vida y ser pendejo fue mi decisión

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Lili 🪭 @mygsdboy]

ojalá se pudiera mutear este trend asi como se mutean palabras, ya estoy harta

[✪Raxor𓄿 @raxoriend]

Im so sick of the "press and hold this image" trend, it got annoying very fast-

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

the worst part about this trend is that almost every post look like this on mobile app

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I heard someone say yesterday that if they had the one wish willow from Obsession they’d wish that cigarettes were good for you. I remain astounded by their Christlike love for all mankind.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[el wey @AldoTheWey]

Gracias por tanto O’Rei 😭

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

QUE HERMOSO ES SER DE CRUZ AZUL

[UnaTalAri @UnaTalAri]

Ayer estaba buscando lugar en un estacionamiento y vi uno, pero era sentido contrario. Me fui a dar la vuelta para entrar en el carril como debía y un pinche naco ya había aplicado la de irse en sentido contrario y meterse.

¿Y saben qué es lo que pensé? Que es muy cansado ser un ciudadano que sigue las normas, rodeada de puro tarado que se cree chingón. Me tienen harta, entiendo perfectamente porque Britney andaba rompiendo parabrisas con un paraguas.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[Alemago @toffolojunior]

Pinche Gudiño ya es el cabrón con más títulos ganados con Cruz Azul de los últimos 30 años jaja

[Softboy @softboywin]

Whomever decided to make the Microsoft Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity. I hope you shit pineapples for the rest of your life.

[Mike @BlueCFM_]

“No voy a ver el Toluca vs Cruz Azul, es un amistoso.”

El Toluca vs Cruz Azul:

[CRUZ AZUL @CruzAzul]

SE TERMINA EL ENCUENTROOOOOOOOOOO.

SOMOS CAMPEONEEEEEEEEES.

UN TROFEO MÁS A NUESTRAS VITRINAS.

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

“They should have special screenings that prohibit phone use in cinemas!”

We do. It’s called every single one of them, until you weirdos forgot or decided you were above that basic and very functional agreement

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

The most underrated part about seeing a film in IMAX is that most of the people in that theater don’t F around. These are movie fans. Nobody is chatting. No phones. No BS. Maybe that’s movie elitist. Don’t care. IMAX movie going experience rocks.

[𝙿𝚒𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚘 @Brujismo7]

Osinachi Christian "O'rei Ebere".

[𝓐𝓗 @loveinfewwords]

you ate that.

[L a i n e r @LA1N3R]

Por qué pasa?