Jack Stowell

Writer. Leeds United fanatic.
Personal views only

[d. @kalaska_skies]

It's been 17 years and we still haven't gotten a second album from Them Crooked Vultures

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

The last time Leeds beat Nottingham Forest 1-0 in gameweek 1 was in the 1991/92 season.

That year, Leeds went on to be champions 👀🏆

[Chris @citehchris]

dudes will be like i needed this and it’s just their sports team winning and someone who loves em unconditionally

[Jack Stowell @JGS1995]

@HotTagHanson 2000 - Rikishi
2001 - Angle
2002 - Edge
2003 - Jericho
2004 - Cena

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

The last time Leeds started a league season with a 1-0 win over Nottingham Forest was in 1991-92. Now is most definitely the time to get carried away. #lufc

[Ry @Rlufc96]

I may be blinded by hate but I’ve never seen anyone as highly rated whilst achieving fuck all as him

[DragonheartCafe ꒰🍃🍵꒱ | Live2D & Artist VTuber @DragonheartCafe]

So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

lighting a cig in an open field in the uk

[⋆✺ mary tales: ✺⋆ @muppetfellow]

I always think of George Martin’s soul dying here

[AG @hissingchoir]

Get Back is a wild doc bc they’re on the 200th take of a song and John decides to do the whole take in a funny accent, rendering it unusable. I would’ve strangled him with my high E string

[Chris Scullion @scully1888]

Despite all the advice, I looked directly at it for a few minutes and I think it’s done some permanent damage to me.

Anyway, that’s enough of Ricky Gervais’s Alley Cats, I’m off to see this eclipse

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🔥 Welcome to Leeds, James!

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

One of the greatest letdowns is when you think you’re about to hear “Werewolves of London” but it’s actually “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock.

[Focus Leeds @focusleeds]

“I’m a bit annoyed… Especially in the US they normally get a trophy for everything” 😤🏆

#LUFC

[Jack Stowell @JGS1995]

@HotTagHanson I did too, couldn't see what everyone was so excited about, his delivery felt quite flat and dispassionate to me

[Jack Stowell @JGS1995]

@glossoplee @GrahamSmyth It's not poor journalism, journalism is supposed to be objective. It's not Graham's job to get behind Tanaka, that's our responsibility.

[Jack Stowell @JGS1995]

Classic Leeds being awful at outgoing business

[Graham Smyth @GrahamSmyth]

No, no sell-on clause.

[Cris @crisbadaro]

O fato de que tanto Oppenheimer quanto A Odisseia serem filmes sobre homens arrependidos com o mal que eles soltaram no mundo é prova que o Nolan se arrepende de ter revivido a onda de filme de super herói

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

Tarik Muharemović also has the longest surname in Leeds United's history that alternates each letter between a consonant and a vowel. He has beaten previous record holders Zan Benedicic and Danny Milosevic. #lufc

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🛬 𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗞 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗!
We are delighted to announce the signing of defender Tarik Muharemovi�� on a 5 year deal from Serie A side Sassuolo