Jerrold Hackfish

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@TIME @taylorswift13 @TIME misspelled @azaizamotaz9

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@elonmusk Costco puts literal crack in their protein bars and you lost them as an advertiser 🤦

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@elonmusk My teenaged brother and @elonmusk have the same sense of humor. Can't imagine having so much money, people HAVE to ignore bad humor.

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

Why don't @realDonaldTrump pick @RobertKennedyJr to be his running-mate?

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@elonmusk you're literally censoring people @elonmusk

what is this 1984 shit???

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@realDonaldTrump @RNCResearch @GOP Can anyone tell me what a conservative is?

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@treetopovskaya @leestanNEreader @ArtValley818_ Probably because coffee taste like a drug and Twitter tastes like @kylekinane's asshole

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@leestanNEreader @ArtValley818_ Do you know wtf a leftist is? Are you seriously calling @StephenKing a leftist because he's left of you? What are you, a fucking monarchist?

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

Who did @wolfblitzer blow to captain the literal shit-boat that is @cnn for the last decade and a half?

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

@glennbeck " . . . except me because I am very smart"

-Glenn "raped and murdered a girl in 1990" Beck

[Jerrold Hackfish @JHackfish565]

When is @kfc going to hire @glennbeck to be the new Colonel?