JHII

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[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

this is the worst thing to happen to texas since thursday.

[Tampa Bay Tay @TayVictoria8]

“No, see, it’s funny because there’s a very specific type of person who’s BOTH a Yankees and Cowboys fan. And this week, the Rays swept the Yankees AND the Bucs beat the Cowboys. Which means Tampa Bay got to ruin the same person’s week TWICE”

[bone @boneGPT]

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"

You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.

One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.

A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?

"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.

My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.

"The social disruption will be enormous!"

Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.

Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?

A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.

Accelerate.

[JHII @JHII]

@lady_valor_07 Scrum Master

[JHII @JHII]

It’s crazy, right now the world is filled with people without a job or people that hate their jobs. No in-between.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

One time I was hammered and a buddy of mine takes me to a huge wine cellar like this because he wanted to show me a rare cask of Amontillado. What happened next left me FUMING.

[Columbia Restaurant @Columbia1905]

Apparently, Tampa is absolute filled with hidden gems that nobody is talking about.

[JHII @JHII]

Very nice list

[Abraham John 🦄🦓 @Abmankendrick]

UI/UX Designers, here are my go-to best design resource sites on the internet you should bookmark:

Design Library → https://t.co/MbhnAQB0yP
Landing Pages → https://t.co/lgMLG11AID
Saas Websites → https://t.co/MsoiXI7Z2k
AI Mobile App Builder → https://t.co/lKjrIDwXBY
Fonts → https://t.co/mtLpMHU8gh
Animation → https://t.co/N4N9EUHc5B
Mobile Apps → https://t.co/YxsQM2IoaD
Brands → https://t.co/wTIpDJhsvr
Icons → https://t.co/7N0AzaGl6E
Design Systems → https://t.co/9kAEoD5FUf

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

This is an absolute masterclass from MIT on how to speak

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

THE GREEKS ARE FIGHTING THE PERSIANS I REPEAT THE GREEKS ARE FIGHTING THE PERSIANS

[JHII @JHII]

The web is shifting from human browsing to AI execution.

If AI can’t transact with you, you don’t exist.

https://t.co/bMTuyjk39F

[JHII @JHII]

If your company is an SMB and still working with big marketing agencies in June of this year, you’re probably fucked.

[JHII @JHII]

Here comes the TikTok Gold Rush.

→ More trust
→ More stability
→ Big brands moving in
→ Higher ad costs

That last line is the one people keep skipping.

[JHII @JHII]

Alabama’s band playing “Fat Bottomed Girls” on national television was not on my 2026 bingo card.

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@gatorsszn I mean not ‘lose to USF trash’.

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Same Todd�� same

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@NFLonFOX @drewbrees This right here… this is a dumb take

[FSU Plays Daily @FSUplays]

Lee Corso Forever.

[JHII @JHII]

@Rainmaker1973 Fire Tanks & Regen Scrappers!

[JHII @JHII]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 So this is what it looks like to waste $19000