Jason Hoberman

Attorney, father of two, husband of one, decent runner and poor golfer.

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@SOMPatriots #SomersetPatriots

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If you’re paying $23,000 to see Taylor Swift, I’d like to talk to you about a few charities…. #TaylorSwiftTix

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There. My rabbi said it, so it has to be true.

[Howard Tilman @TweetsofTorah]

I stand by this sentiment from May. Team-no-hitters are uninteresting and don’t “count” as no-hitters.

No questions at this time.

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I’ll be honest. I’m more entertained by The Cube than I’ve been by the ALCS. #NYYvsHOU #nyy #sourgrapes

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@MLB Does this mean I get to see how “The Cube” ends?

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Back to the Bronx!! #nyy

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#YourHonor finale fell flat. How did Brian Cranston do in the marathon?

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Thanks @michaelianblack for a very interesting and candid discussion. Can't wait to read the book. Sincerely, the guy who had to bring up the $240 of pudding skit during a serious discussion.

[Algonquin Books @AlgonquinBooks]

TONIGHT: Join @michaelianblack for an insightful (and undoubtedly funny) discussion of his book #ABetterMan: A (Mostly Serious) Letter to My Son at 7:30pm ET, hosted by @JCCofCentralNJ: https://t.co/idowRc6E2K

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The team that produces the Super Bowl halftime show should run elections. This crew manages to flawlessly turn a football field into a concert hall, produce a concert, and then turn it back into a football field in 20 minutes. Certainly they can count a few votes. #IowaCaucus

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#RepBKLYN

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My first game! Go Rangers #nyrdelta

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20 miler - DONE! @ShamrockOn #shamrockmarathon - I'm lookin' at you... @JoshuaLerman 3 weeks from today...I'm ringing that PR bell.

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@dave_behr Wow! Congratulations!!

[#GIFTheTorah @TorahGifs]

#GIFTheTorah is live for this week! Post your best GIFs for #Vayeira with the verse or scene it's about. Spread the word and be creative!

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Celebrating my 15th wedding anniversary over a @AOwinery 14 Cab. Awesome.

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@dave_behr Holy cats, that's fast.

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Remember when the Nintendo erased all your Zelda progress? That's what returning from an injury feels like. #runchat #80s

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Chag Sameach!! For those unfamiliar with the Passover Seder, here's a short summary: 🍷💦👋🌿🔪❓❓❓❓👦👦👦👦📖🇪🇬🖐💪💉🐸🕷🐃🙊🔴🌨🐜🌚☠️🎼🍷💦👋🚫🍞🌶🍗🍗🍗🍗 🙏🍷🚪🎶🍷🇮🇱💤

[Jason Hoberman @JHoberman]

15 weeks and 382.7 miles behind me. One week to go... @NVMarathon #kpnvm17 #napamarathon #PRorBust @JoshuaLerman

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20 miles. Taper time. @NVMarathon, I'm looking at you! #nyrrvirtualtrainer.