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Naz Reid

[jake @JHoffy25]

y’all thinking I’m joking huh?

[jake @JHoffy25]

well as if this year couldn’t get any weirder, guess who has two thumbs, a juicy ass and just got banned from Sweden lmaooo

[jake @JHoffy25]

I’ve gone to about 4-5 movies this summer and this been the experience at almost every one. It’s mainly just people voicing their every thought out loud. And I’m not talking about crowd reactions like laughs or scares but just constant talking that takes me completely out of it

[jake @JHoffy25]

This is how I feel doing my once a year Fortnite download (yes I want the Power Ranger skin)

[jake @JHoffy25]

This is how people 40+ look at me when they ask about my tattoos and I try to explain to them the concept of flash tattoos

[jake @JHoffy25]

Thought that looked way too familiar and had to go see it in the flesh lol

[jake @JHoffy25]

*meeting friend’s mom for the first time*
“So you must be (insert friend name) sister?”

[jake @JHoffy25]

Please @Timberwolves join the “throwback but permanent” rebrand.

[Orlando Magic @OrlandoMagic]

introducing a new generation of Magic basketball

[jake @JHoffy25]

Maybe there are some logistics I don’t understand about NBA contracts but you are top 10 richest athletes and the only thing left for your legacy is maybe one more ring. Why not do everything in your power to accomplish that when a few million doesn’t really matter at this point?

[jake @JHoffy25]

I always side with players in terms of getting paid their worth. My question is though… you’re LeBron James. You have a legacy and brand worth billions of dollars and will continue to make you billions of dollars your whole life. Why not take league minimum or something ?

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LeBron James is not expected to take a pay cut if he stays with the Lakers, per @TheAthletic

“If James returns to the Lakers, though, league sources say he’s not expected to consider the kind of pay cut that was in play around this time a year ago. Last summer, James took a discount of approximately $2.7 million to help the Lakers stay under the second apron and maintain roster flexibility.”

(Via https://t.co/oQZOOcWTmi)

[jake @JHoffy25]

Wait. The shift stick “R - D” is one of the best logos I’ve seen

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

new PE’s for Rob 🤯🤯🤯

[jake @JHoffy25]

“Try softball!” I would but like, I specifically miss throwing an actual baseball around and facing live pitching. I’m sure adult softball is fun but there’s just something about actual baseball that I am craving haha.

[jake @JHoffy25]

it especially sucks missing baseball because the only thing really available are small town beer leagues that are far away and full of dudes I most likely do not want to hang out with lmao.

[jake @JHoffy25]

@jibbylohnson true queen

[jake @JHoffy25]

im so sorry, I love the spirit guys, but what is the point of a one-day boycott with no clear demands and the main messaging apparatus being a singular insta story that is only going to be seen by your liberal arts college friends and 3 family members that will do nothing lol

[jake @JHoffy25]

@aidanludlum43 @DUALIPA Aidan, thanks for letting me borrow your Ferrari while you were saving those children from a burning building. Appreciate it man!

[jake @JHoffy25]

this is a relatively tame outfit. It’s still athleuisure khakis, white golf shoes and qzip with a large graphic. Don’t get me wrong, love what Day and Malbon are doing but people are acting he’s doing some experimental fashion display lmao.

[Michael McEwan @MMcEwanGolf]

I'm probably (quite overwhelmingly) in the minority, but I think Jason Day looks class here 🙌🏼

[jake @JHoffy25]

@DeweyRanda17445 @MMcEwanGolf Hogan is wearing perfectly draped trousers at the true waistline with a slightly oversized polo. Day’s outfit is eons closer to Ben Hogan than whatever a standard golfer is wearing these days (boring skintight athletic polos and pants).

[jake @JHoffy25]

“yeah man those sweaters are super lame”

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️👕🏌️‍♂️ “Found them at a thrift store this morning. I think they're extremely awesome but anyone l've asked so far thinks they're lame.”

Thoughts on these golf sweaters?

[jake @JHoffy25]

fuck man, he was just a kid

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: Jimmy Carter, a no-frills and steel-willed Southern governor who was elected president in 1976, died Sunday at his home in Plains, Georgia, according to his son. He was 100 and the oldest living U.S. president of all time. https://t.co/5YJxOgGeC7

[Jo @afxtwink]

they made him look like a brockhampton member

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sony reportedly insists that ‘MORBIUS’ was actually profitable for them.

(Source: https://t.co/5QhnvyRPRp)