James Howell

Alright?
#mess
#parody

[James Howell @JHowell__]

@mrdavidhaye
Dave, I'd box you. #fasthands #8stoneofpain #frodo 😲

[James Howell @JHowell__]

Couldn't figure out where the dent on my car came from then I realised I went for a spin at 3am sat night for sausage rolls #5ndrive 🍻👎🚗

[James Howell @JHowell__]

Splifs, brownies, Dirty shows with the misses n getting beard trimmed by a monkey #niceone Amsterdam

[James Howell @JHowell__]

I knew it was going to kick off last night.. Lucky for them I left early #8stoneofpain still woke up in my Newcastle onesie in the garden

[James Howell @JHowell__]

The little prick beat me. Unlucky for him though I slept in his bed which means one thing #pisspatch #NYE #niceone

[James Howell @JHowell__]

#Newyearsresolution
Stop pissing my pants..
Grow calfs..
Level up on WOW..
Answer my phone..

#notgoingtohappen 🍻
Roll on 2013 - #comeatme

[James Howell @JHowell__]

So all I've had is huggies nappies and cluedo - thanks santa you bellend
#niceone back on the San Miguel 🍻
🎅🔫

[James Howell @JHowell__]

Well I've finally been let back into the house after the Christmas day "incident" reminiscent of the "porch poo" of 2007 #FML #sorrymum

[James Howell @JHowell__]

The two beers at lunch yesterday were a bad idea..
Was sent home 3 hours early and docked a days wage. #FML #neverlearn
Back on it tonight!

[James Howell @JHowell__]

@ldc_groucott
Is my sister fast? Pfffft
#alrightareyou

[James Howell @JHowell__]

The only thing to show from the weekend is a ruined pair of jeans and a grazed knee.
Let's hope this weekend is better
#doubtit #niceone

[James Howell @JHowell__]

@frankieboyle fuck off Boyle you lonely ginger cunt - I AM THE BOSS
#Jimforking

[James Howell @JHowell__]

@ldc_groucott @joshvasmith who's this sack?
#alright #niceone

[James Howell @JHowell__]

@TondiChavhanga The name of the LORD is a strong tower; the righteous run to it and are safe.
- Proverbs 18:10

[James Howell @JHowell__]

@TomPrydie we're not far off.
Il be there next week #terracefan
#alwaysadragon

[James Howell @JHowell__]

@TondiChavhanga Great performance, you are my inspiration. #hattrickhero #neeeyawm
Lovely to see you crossing the line.

[James Howell @JHowell__]

#nocehjk ttkbi sej # #a @

[James Howell @JHowell__]

So 130 on the #CC last man standing. Only down side is @shanep89 acting like a baby bitch all night #can'tdrink
#Ffion
Onto glam #jäger

[James Howell @JHowell__]

Can't wait to smash @shanep89 @LuisJ888 @A_Thompson15 @Thenewfacebook in the centurion tonight.
#mr100

[James Howell @JHowell__]

Time to hit the sack with work at 11.
16 hours straight on #COD