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@9mmballpoint I moved to Ireland at 4 and remember my friends doing the eenie meenie rhyme with the N word instead of tiger. I immediately told on them so I must've learned it sometime before leaving America at 4.

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@ZeroSuitCamus There was also a spin off with her as the lead.

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@ByYourLogic First day at Uni after 7 years of all boys Catholic school. Girl grabs my ass in a group photo then invites me to her house. I said no thanks and barely spoke to her after that other than to turn down two more invitations.

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@CATBRAINCELL

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@ettingermentum What's nuts is that it comes right on the heels of proof that the practical position when you don't like a candidate is to say you won't vote for them.

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@SillyImpossible @ettingermentum The hope is saying they won't vote on this issue will cause the party to change their position.

It sounds far-fetched, but there is some historical precedent. In 2024 Joe Biden an encumbent president dropped out because people wouldn't vote for him on account of his age.

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@imafuckinlibra @kahtrinuh They are talking about the person who took the picture originally not the current joke tweet.

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@Rabid_Savage @ComicLoverMari @TheAmreld They do tell them about the witch trials. Harry had to write an essay about how no real witches got killed and one witch let herself get caught over and over again cause it was fun.

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@Devon_OnEarth Two Drag Queens working together can pull three times as much as a single Drag Queen?

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@sixregrets @Milo_Edwards I once tried to text my girlfriend to ask if she wanted an Ice lolly, but sent it to a murderer instead. He only brought it up once though as he escaped not long after.

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@garymillar1005 @halfsayy @Richiestoke @ginnyhogan_ What do you think a metaphor is?

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@NelsonSays @eamonnmcasey @ginnyhogan_ Really? I don't remember being taught much about the ot but I remember the nt being treated as history basically. Were you taught that Jesus dieing and being resurrected was a metaphor in a Catholic school?

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@the_ason @knope44 @brianbeutler There are more kids locked up at the border and families are still being separated.

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@kazzbotz I always knew they deserved their own show.

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@muticere @pervocracy

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@AyoCaesar Quaker Service but they only operate in Northern Ireland.

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@jc0f0116 @tdraper_smith @ByYourLogic A recent report said the first cop on the scene confronted a teacher that he thought was the shooter.

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@PlagueOfGripes Mike Huckabee said the same thing back when people were panic buying toilet roll.

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@DeltaNado @WaitingOnBiden Three people a day are killed by police. They don't keep track of how many people they shoot that don't die.

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@CorexCreeplee @VJirasek @Dee6733 @soonergrunt The violent crime rate in the US is way lower now than it was in the 80's or 90's. It's comparable to the 70's overall but there were way more serial killers around in the 70's.