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[Tom™️ @TomTomKrus]

@mrbenwexler … and suddenly Pete Davidson’s Ann Coulter roast popped up in my head😍

[JW @JiggaJenna]

Lord have mercy on my bladder.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

Anyone else’s eyeballs on absolute fire or just me?

[JW @JiggaJenna]

@cameltoeshow43 hey. Hi.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

Flu shot symptoms are giving my covid shot symptoms a run for their money. Never had a flu shot reaction in my life.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

“Build your own poke bowl” sure, let me just set it ablaze with every spicy ingredient and condiment you have.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

“Hey girl, how you holding up?”

[JW @JiggaJenna]

*googles* a therapist near me

[JW @JiggaJenna]

*googles* how to plan a funeral for your best friend.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

*googles* how to write an obituary

[JW @JiggaJenna]

I wish it wouldn’t take an entire day and some self medication to just fucking RELAX.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

I choose to sleep for a week. Why can’t I just do that? I might miss something.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

On that same note, heart pain can be soothed by sleeping on your stomach/ chest. Quick fix for a broken heart. Follow me for more anxiety tips.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

Have you ever felt like you wanted someone to pull your heart out of your chest and just give it a massage? Me either.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

Never been more heartbroken.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

How many sandwiches have YOU made for ME?!

[JW @JiggaJenna]

@MeritLaw @shaunking @NBCDFW

[JW @JiggaJenna]

@vaughnslife Mesquite but she’s registered in Dallas county, garland, mesquite, Methodist...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

[JW @JiggaJenna]

Christmas week. The anxiety is real. Shoot me soonsies.