Pastafarian

There's nothing you have to do here and nobody will bother you

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Today I read the Samsung privacy policy and found out that they share personal information with law enforcement agencies when it’s required by law or to protect Samsung Electronics and its users.
Singewahi soma vitu kama hizi kama singekua jaba.

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Which one is worse?
Typing paragraphs or double texting?

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Ebu kata simu nikupigie...
Kata simu nikupigie

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Kuna jela watu huchapwa viboko?

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

@dakurahkofi

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Do you ever get scared feeling your bones through your skin with your hands like...

"One day I'm gonna die and decompose and only these bad boys will be left behind."

I know man... Deep stuff!

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

@dakurahkofi And what do we say to death?

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

@dakurahkofi "There is only one god, and His name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: 'not today'," master sword-fighter Syrio Forel says this to Arya during her training.
It's a good show. You should watch it.

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

@dakurahkofi Have you watched Game of Thrones?

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Teenager amejua kumbao juzi, aka experiment na njwang'a wiki mbili anakuja TL kufunza masculinity. Buda mzima na heshima zako una destroy retweet button. Waaaacheni hizooooo!

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Huku mtaa, msee wa kuchoma mahindi hufungua by 7 am...
Very enterprising. Right??
Except sijawahi ona msee anakula mahindi choma asubuhi.
I couldn't come up with enough conspiracy theories to explain this.

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Uki katisha hiyo kisu ugali tuta kosana vibaya sana

[Pastafarian @Jijiconcept]

Sio lazima uvae suit kama huwezi fika bei suit ya maana. Some people just ruin suits for everyone. Kama hawa wasee wa church sijui nani aliwaambia maombi haiwezi fika ukivaa jeans!!

[LEMEYIAN KOIKAI @Lemeyian_]

Do you have your tickets already?#TheReturnOfTheNaiFest
@TheNaiFest_

[ROYAL BRANDS KE @LabelsRoyal]

On 7th November we turn up!
@TheNaiFest_
#TheReturnOfTheNaiFest

[LEMEYIAN KOIKAI @Lemeyian_]

Go get your boyfriends those Nai Fest tickets
@TheNaiFest_
#TheReturnOfTheNaiFest

[Wise Man @Bosongo_]

Wakimuok warazi wanabuya! Who's ready for Mbogi Genje who will be live at the event 🥳🥳. Get your tickets before the offer runs out
#TheReturnOfTheNaiFest

[Wise Man @Bosongo_]

Who's ready for the Rora hit maker? He will be performing live at the Naifest on the 7th November. Grab your tickets today
#TheReturnOfTheNaiFest