Tomorrow night's bill is a beaut! A mere few hours to wait till @JamesAcaster @suziruffell @MaisieAdam@johnsfurcoat & @EdGambleComedy hit the stage at the stunning @UnionChapelUK https://t.co/xxhA5MwHD2 🥳
To my GCSE French teacher Madam Dawson:
1) Thank You for giving me what is probably my best material
2) Sorry for telling the whole country about your French lessons
3) You’re going to be portrayed in #TheStandUpSketchShow on @itv2 in 2019.
Merci, vous es une légende 🙏🇫🇷
How stressful is my Sunday?
I’m on the way to a gig in Weymouth and a delayed Southern Rail train meant I had 26 SECONDS to catch my connecting train, meanwhile my boyfriend has gone to a pub quiz with my parents & Granny AND I’M NOT THERE TO STOP THEM FROM EMBARRASSING ME.
To whoever stole my foldable scooter last night: whilst it might have seemed a cheeky idea to you, it’s left me without the thing I use to get myself home quickly and safely from the station at night. It’s literally part of my job to finish late, LET ME DO IT SAFELY YOU DOILY🖕🏼
We are really looking forward to the Christmas market at Wentworth Woodhouse from 7-9 December! We have a limited number of outdoor log cabins still available for traders. If you would like to apply, please email our events team on [email protected]
A while ago, in a response to a tweet about my wife driving her warship, somebody made a comment about women drivers. This is my wife berthing her ship between a container ship and a destroyer. No tankers, no fuss, not easy (video speeded up for ease).
@JillAdamAssoc@greatethrun Hi Jill. Sadly I won’t be there again this year! The tv show isn’t made by film nova anymore so there is no trip for us! One day I’ll bring my son though. But at 4 he’s still a bit too young at the moment. Hope all’s well with you!x
This is it. This is what teaching is all about. I've never forgotten how Mr Evans helped me when my dad died, how Miss Jenkins made learning a joy, how Mrs Gill encouraged me to write. It's why I teach now. Thank you, all of you.