Jillian

I am 99% impulsive & that's a fact.

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

WHEN YOU BEAT YOUR DAD IN FINAL JEOPARDY BUT HE THINKS HE GETS IT RIGHT TOO BECAUSE HES RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR EDUCATION. CANNOT WIN.

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

"I'd bet @seanhannity thinks Jeb Bush is a liberal just because he speaks Spanish." - my dad (R)

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

Yes sir, practicing your golf swing is a practical use of your wait time in these Panera lines.

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

The truth always lies within the birkenstoxk #Dateline

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

You know how you can feel the guy next to you at a bar read over your shoulder?! HELLO SIR! HOW IS YOUR BEER?! MINE IS GOOD! OK BYE!

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

Lying in bed and a spider just crawled across my pillow so I'm no longer sure where I will ever feel safe again. 😵😩😷😠😱😓😔😣😒😢😁😰

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

Why would an airport in Charlotte, North Carolina not have chick-fil-a??????????? 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

@PackinForPack love you hard too ❤️

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

The commercials are more entertaining than the actual 😴SCARS #Oscars

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

Slim Jims should be sold with instructions on how to remove the taste from your mouth after you consume... Or I shouldn't consume Slim Jims.

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

Do you think doubletree will let us use their cookie warmer for our queso??????#3amstuff

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

"I mean, they're the people I feed and fuck on a regular basis. They could at least remember my birthday..." 💔🎂😒

[BFF @YrBFF]

congratulations on having Happy stuck in your head until you fucking die

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

Any hummus experts out there who can tell me how imperative it is that it be refrigerated???????

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

How many ounces of cream cheese do you think the average American consumed today??? #DIP

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

I have nothing to wear to skate city tonight... #sixthgradealloveragain

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

@GuatAtMe like soon. Please.

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

My mom and I just got into a heated argument over deviled eggs. I love/hate living at home.

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

I don't have any Chapstick which is causing most of this hostility.

[Jillian @JillianRose21]

girl behind me has been hoarding THOUSANDS of snapchat videos&is now unleashing them onto the public. Your friends suck at singing let it go