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Female, retired, Patron Saint of Awkward Silences. Lover of art, peace, love and understanding.

[𝐉𝐢𝐥𝐥 @JillPittsburgh]

Zydeco is Polka’s better looking younger brother.

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@the_grumpy_one That’s one of those statements that can mean two different things like: Does your mother still wear under gutchies?

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@PaperbagWino What can I bring? Does everyone like potato salad?

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@Kippo44 Don’t cry. Keep tweeting.

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@AmysGotBirds I think elves wrote that while I was sleeping.

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There is a point during the night when Twitter switches over from drunken ramblings to ethereal poetry.

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So weird I don’t remember writing this.

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

Breaking: White Bronco slowly pulls up to Mar-a-Lago.

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@AmysGotBirds F-M-K for snack foods.

Fuck Kool-aid Man
Marry Mr Peanut
Kill Little Debbie

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@the_grumpy_one Good Morning 😃

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@AnneHatfieldVO @astr0z0mbreez I get him confused with the pied piper, his business competitor

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@candyflippin A snippet sounds snappy.

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Worried about all of you driving home tonight. Maybe you should drive fast so you can get off the road as quickly as possible.

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@scru2luse @alfreds74427060 🐠 ~~~~~
Oh look there’s a treasure chest.
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Oh look there’s a treasure chest.
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Oh look there’s a treasure chest.

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@LePetitOiseau_L Aww. I can see that you’re hurting. Consider looking into online therapy for right now. 💐

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A little shopping spree music for me. https://t.co/7CtADpICQB

[ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts]

A guy called me old fashioned, to which I replied “you sir are a blunderbuss chatterbox; a chicken hearted, mop stick. A duke of limbs. A foppish fussbudgety gadabout. A ginger-snap grumbletonian. A nincompoopy scallywag stingbum.” And he will have to live with that abashment.

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“Happiness is hard to recall. Its just a glow.”
-Frank McCourt