Jillian Cohen

If it's not honest...it's not comedy.

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

At This point on FB I'm like Nas. All I need is one like one like...#andkillinit

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

You can tell when a white girl is sad when she's eating pasta...alone...with a ladle...#currentsituation

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

When your father loves you unconditionally! And your mother really doesn't wanna get a divorce. #thanksdad

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

It's crazy how the same people who give you life! Are normally the ones who make you wanna kill yourself. #moms

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Listening to certain people reminds me why I never go to Mc Donald's. I'm just not in the mood to eat shit. #pass

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

My mother is like a cigar. She's great by herself! But she goes better with scotch.

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

If you don't like the post? Your comment doesn't exist to me. #and #next

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Eating a spoon full of peanut butter. #goodlife

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Caitlin Jenner just said. "I have too many friends...I don't need haters in my life!" So clearly she's a woman. And she looks great...#js

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

These performances are lazy. #vmas

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

So Cosby's like the new OJ right? #innocent #ok #asyouwere

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

If I make it to 5pm without putting on makeup. It's not happening. Sorry world. But that shits Mac! It's expensive. #gottasaveit

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

If you wanna piss me off, tell me you're praying for me 😒. No really...I dare you! I hate that shit! #youcanstopnow #iprayenouph #turndown

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

There's nothing more beautiful to me than a simple wedding. That's real love. It's for you guys. #mozaltov

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Bird just shit on me. Heard it was good luck! And I will take it. #hellyah

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Some people lead. Other people latch. #liveandlead

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Maybe I should sue all the venues I got booed at for emotional scaring? Oh wait...I'm not a little bitch! #diddy #overyou #lameasfuck

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Fired twice in a month. But!! I'm still a size four! That's something right? #lifeiseasy #allgoodthingscometome #imrich

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

I'm not a loser. No one laughs in my face. Let's go. #forprideandballs

[Jillian Cohen @Jilly_Cohen]

Ok...so I didn't go to college. However! I'm pretty confident that this month I received my masters in rejection. #killinit #jelous #ohyah