🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏

🌊VOTER 🌊Vaccinated 🌻 Married 🌻NO LISTS 🌻 NO DMs seeking love or money 🌊

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

So if a person commits a violent crime against others on behalf of a sitting President, they can get a full pardon by that very same President if relected. Very dangerous precedent... ya think????? #dangerous
#Jan6thInsurrection
https://t.co/DxAnEsDmwF

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

Just a quick #Hello and
Where's my #TwitterBird ?

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

Hey @perlmutations
The neighborhood decided this cutie looks like you.
I am a huge fan of yours and ... yeah. I can see it 🤭😎😁
#doppleganger
#celebrity #lookalike
#handsome

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

From my neighborhood: https://t.co/vvnK4ft9nc

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

@Buy_Nothing
I had a bag of keys
They didn't fit anything I own
So before tossing them in the trash, I offered them up in my #BuyNothing group

Now my neighbor has a bag of keys that don't fit anything she OR I own.
And I didn't even have to deliver!

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

Everyone is getting in on Buy Nothing Groups in Texas.

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

I either need a new airline or I need to figure out a way to fly in and out of Austin without ever setting foot in Dallas

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

@StephenKing Carrie is gateway King. Until one reads Salem's Lot and The Dead Zone, you are not concerned about the mental health of a man named Stephen King.

Or the dinner scene in Pet Sematary.

Plop.

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

@elonmusk You should be less worried about your #pronouns and brace yourself for your #Texas TowNouns.
Poor Performance
Shrinkage
Low range and energy.
I hope your customers have the rest of the month off.
#ElonTheSnowflake

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LOL, Republicans are "warning" that releasing trump’s tax returns could lead to the release of SCOTUS Justices' tax returns.

So you're saying we'll finally know who paid all of Brett Kavanaugh's bills? DO IT.

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

For '2023, skip the NY xresolutions.
it is a new_osh did ewell. 5geklloncept here’s the explanation. (Borrowed from https://t.co/bU4MCDVrg4)

The “One little word” concept means pack the #66
What single 'word would you pick as

[🌊 A Yankee in Texas 🏴‍☠️ ♿♏ @JillybeanRRTX]

#ornamentoftheday
Glass beaded angels.
Made by my precious Cindy Ferree ... 12? 15? Years ago. https://t.co/jp2u12aMMV

[Jerry Daykin @jdaykin]

Did somebody order a rainbow martini?? #OrnamentOfTheDay #PJHXmas

[Ryan Hawes @Ryan_Hawes]

-My wife and I used to meet ⁦@Starbucks⁩ when we were dating long distance.
-When my dad was fighting cancer, he would muster up the energy to take the family to Starbucks.
-Starbucks is part of most road trips.
-My kid loves taking my dog here.
#ornamentoftheday

[Paige Boyd @heyitsmrsboyd]

The kitchen tree is food ornament themed. I also add on any new ornaments I get as gifts and include my annual @Starbucks ornament. Here is your #ornamentoftheday! 🎄#popcorn

[Timothy J. DeGeeter 🦩 🇺🇦 @TimDeGeeter]

Ornament of the Day. Family Camping outing at Timber Trails. 2014. #campinglife #ornamentoftheday

[Jerry Daykin @jdaykin]

Can I get that to go? It’s a new @Starbucks #OrnamentOfTheDay! #PJHXmas

[Ryan Hawes @Ryan_Hawes]

The only dated ornament we could find the year we got engaged.
#ornamentoftheday

[Jerry Daykin @jdaykin]

Cannot decide between a classic Maker’s Mark or a small batch bourbon from the James B Beam Distilling Co? Today’s #OrnamentOfTheDay is a bit of both! #PJHXmas

[Jerry Daykin @jdaykin]

There’s a lot of Disney on the #PJHXmas Tree but this giant bauble celebrating 50 years of Walt Disney World Florida is the latest arrival! #OrnamentOfTheDay