Jim Almand

Lie Detector, professional golf, grew up with Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods. dj’ed Istanbul. Golf, music, fishing, animals, are found right here. Stay Tuned!

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My prediction 1/18

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I think tiger woods has more victories in store for us.

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Support Legal Action on 9/11--At Last! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/UE4m1gb9Bp via @Change

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What happening?

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Bring 9/11 so-called terrorist to court. What happened to a speedy trial it’s been 20 years, courts cannot be that backed up.

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Repeal the Patriot Act

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Do we need 5g.. or four g, or 3,2g no.. put dials back on phones that plug in the wall. And a wired internet.

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@realDonaldTrump @RepDanCrenshaw They can’t report fear with a chart going down. Faking news becomes impossible. Reporters discover how good it feels to be real. Next up, “the second wave” upward moving chart and last gasp. CNN arm’s windmilling, ufc vocab lesson “forehead control” lol

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Since when is it ok to interrupt the president of the United State of America.. I think people who do are just frustrated because if your asking or stating a long diatribe and the President doesn’t give a chance to finish cause he knows what your about to say,, ask a real ???

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I wrote Donald Trump a note yesterday and received an answer today.. That is spot on, his team is on it... think about how much he loves the people of this country... unbelievably responsive. https://t.co/MAYi1CG0hY

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So, when G.Washington was six he got a hatchet. He chopped down his dads favorite cherry tree. When dad confronted him, George said, “yes, I chopped it down, it was in the landing area on #4 as his dad hugged him he said, I better call the USGA here to give us a new slope rating

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Support your President

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I didn’t mean to wake you up, sorry go back to sleep.

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There’s good guys and bad guys, Donald Trump is a good guy. If you don’t understand that now you will soon. I’m a good guy and so are you.

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The one place you should safely be able to go without worries of contagion is a GOLF COURSE. Who is the genius that made this decision. It doesn’t matter what I think, here comes the lawsuits.

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Kitty

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Tiger Woods the greatest to ever play the game is back! People look at me like I’m crazy when I say, “his best golf is yet to come”. I’ve been saying it all along, “if he gets just a little whiff of confidence and can stay healthy he’s gonna win again and again”.

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They’ve been finding ancient pyramids all over the world. Is it possible that we have one in our own back yard in San Diego. Four equilateral flat sides, seeming to line up with compass. Is this a natural land formation? I doubt it!

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A good friend of mine past away. He held the record for youngest golfer to qualify for the PGA TOUR for many years, finally Ty Tyron beat it by a couple months. Rich Friedman will be remembered.

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