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@neighbours_wifi How do I hollow out a real baby and fill her up with booze?

Answer: neglect her as a parent and father for 18 years.

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@BittrexExchange Math Enforced Ledger

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If @McConaughey doesn't run for governor of Texas with the slogan "Make Texas Alright Alright Alright Again" then we really are living in the lamest simulation.

#FuckGregAbbott

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@neighbours_wifi How do I hollow out a real baby and fill her up with booze?

Answer: neglect her as a parent and father for 18 years.

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@RobinhoodApp Bullshit!!

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@sistronk Yp. Humn brains r gd at fllng n mssng nfo. Mine is, anyway. I'm not so sure about the average MAGA cult member, though. Anyway, hashtags aren't for humans. They help computers to categorize tweets by content, and they don't work very well if they're not spelled correctly.

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@sistronk @Adobetrails You spelled 'Represents' wrong in your hashtag that you copy/pasted 8 times

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@Adobetrails

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@Adobetrails Dude, Trump just isn't as popular as you think he is. Nobody stole anything, he is just a bastard and a majority of people hate him. If "we" cheated then why didn't we get a majority of the senate, too? You know those are all on the same ballot sheet, right?

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@Adobetrails Woah buddy, take a deep breath. Ever consider the possibility that Trump is, in fact, a loser and a moron? Maybe the hostility you're feeling is due to an extreme clash between your worldview and reality? Relax. Have a cup of tea. Think about it. 77 million people agree!

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@Dannosphere

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@Adobetrails Says the loser.

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@elonmusk Gf and I are both software devs and huge Tesla fans! Zero % chance that's enough to get invited, but hey, gotta try I guess. Charging network connects Austin and LA, right?

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@Adobetrails This will be my last response since you're either a troll or too ignorant to know any better. I didn't lose. America lost. I triple-dog-dare you to turn off Fox and Breitbart for a week and hear what the rest of the world is saying. I'll log back on in a week to see how it went☮️

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Can't wait til #Senate votes to appropriate money to fight #coronavirus and #Trump holds it until doctors announce #Biden has Coronovirus and they refuse so we all die.

#VoteThemAllOut2020 #ImpeachTrump #RIPAmerica #WeWantWitnessesAndDocuments #WitnessesNOW #Wuhan #WorstTimeline

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@TopoChicoUSA I just bought several cases of Lime #TopoChico (as I do frequently) and the flavor has changed!! It's definitely worse now! It tastes like artificial key lime! The label is different, too! I'm considering returning them! Why would you do this???

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@figgled Did you first tweet that Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult thing, or did my brain just clump y'all together because of general hilariousness? It's on reddit again and it got me wondering..

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@tzbauknight @Weltenbrandt @paulkrugman "The idea of kids in cages is sickening to me regardless of who put them there" - Me, like, one tweet ago

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it, bud?

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@coachamtaylor @lowki @paulkrugman @superopa52 If you're dumb enough to believe that, I've got a tower in Turkey to sell you.

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@tzbauknight @Weltenbrandt @paulkrugman Uh, yeah, like any normal person, the idea of kids in cages is sickening to me regardless of who put them there. The bad shit Obama did 6 years ago isn't relevant to the horror show unfolding now, and you sound like a fucking idiot when you bring up Obama in a thread about Trump.