Irradiated Cola

Feeling unbalanced on the lip of the volcano...

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

So has Flores sacked from Watford yet? #WindsofChange

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

No surprise...

[Blocked By Collymore @BlockedByStan]

Recommend checking out the full interview, Stan Collymore really is just a horrible cunt that tries to bully his way through life...

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

People commit such acts in packed places of worship & shopping centres. Should we ban Christianity, Islam, Shops?🙄

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

Dave Chappelle may be my new hero. 👍

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

Just a guess but I think the commentary team for #MKDvAFW are a teeny weeny bit pro Wimbledon. To the point of being jarring! 🤨

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

'This will stay with me forever and ever.'

The moment Chelsea fan Telamsile Dlamini met her favourite player, @nglkante... 💙

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

Get out of my club you fag-butt eating deluded hobo... #SarriOut #MCICHE 😒

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

So Chelsea could sell Abraham, Hudson-Odoi & Christianssen? What brain-dead fuckhead is even thinking of this? #dickheads

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Sky sources: @Wolves in talks over permanent signing of @ChelseaFC striker @tammyabraham. #SSN

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

An answer to 'All In' this isn't! 🙄#RAW

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

'A Rat ate part of my foot while I slept'.

One of more unusual stories of the week.

Gary Mabbutt still needs daily hospital treatment.

https://t.co/1G0IQZdV2T

[Rachel Gredley @RACHEL_WYSE]

RIP Oran Tully 😥

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Everybody at Chelsea Football Club is deeply saddened to learn that Chelsea fan Oran Tully has passed away. Oran was an inspiration when he visited us in 2013 and 2014 and made us all smile. Our thoughts are with his family and friends at this sad time. Rest in peace, Oran.

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

@tania_dunk Hey sexy... 😉

[dave lackie @davelackie]

Today's luxe beauty giveaway is the perfect day/night matte lip duo: shu uemura supreme matte in Eclair Pink & Currant Mood. Win them! To enter, follow @davelackie & RT

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

So that's the release clause inserted then... 😉

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

"I just wanted to get it over and done with."

Wilfried Zaha has signed a new deal with Crystal Palace.

👉 https://t.co/DlN8QxHVi2 #CPFC

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

Chelsea should let the disrespectful cunt ROT in the reserves for his last year! TWAT!

[Kristof Terreur @kristofterreur]

👋🏻 Thibaut Courtois is in Belgium, waiting for a call to travel to Madrid.

✍🏻 Real Madrid expect to finalise the deal tomorrow. There is an agreement over a 6-year deal.

💰 Real are paying around £35m to Chelsea.

#cfc

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If Trump is a 'racist' for calling a famous black person 'dumb', what is he when he does exactly the same thing to many famous white people?

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

Why are Chelsea looking at various wide-men like Grealish etc when we have the likes of Hudson-Odoi looking so promising? #TheUsualMadness #CFC 🙄

[Georgie Bingham @georgiebingham]

CAS UPDATE! His missus Jo says surgery was 12 hours, but went really well and the surgeon was really happy. Cas was conscious last night, even having a little laugh and a joke! Great news! So happy!

[Irradiated Cola @Jimboola]

So @FCBarcelona want Willian from Chelsea. Okay. But bidding £50m then £53m then £55m is surely just taking the piss. What next? £55m PLUS a Mars Bar? Or £55m PLUS free parking at their ground? Make a proper increase you mugs!!! #CFC 🤡