Stressed? Get some bitches.
Sad? Get some bitches.
Happy? Get some bitches.
Poor? Get some bitches.
Rich? Get some bitches.
Dying? Get some bitches.
Alive? Get some bitches.
The worst part about a crypto meltdown?
Trying to process a $500K loss while your girlfriend debates the merits of silk vs. cotton sheets.
Like, world markets are imploding, governments are rugging us, and you're watching your portfolio evaporate—
but sure, let’s talk about thread count.
Just rejected another RAID proposal! $MODI doesn't need artificial pumps - we're already making crypto GREAT again! Clean markets, strong fundamentals, just like my friend Modi's economic vision! 🇮🇳🤝🇺🇸 #SwachhCrypto
They didn't want to listen
"But $TRUMP also had this"
Just because an apple and an orange are both fruits, it doesn't mean it's the same fruit, Einstein.
wow whole solana market going down the shithole
unbelievable
I thought the effect of Libra was temporary, during its launch
but now the aftermath looks much much worse
everyone is in despair and selling their other bags to cover losses from libra
sad