Theodore James

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds More Americans Waiting To Start Secret Second Families Until Later In Life http://t.co/E8MzGVcGLp

[Morgan Hey @Morganx31]

Choked on an airhead today... ever since then my lungs have hurt

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Honestly, it’s almost as if you’re the exact same man I married." http://t.co/TbS2xLAwLe

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Krispy Kreme UK made a box of 2,400 doughnuts as a promotion. No, you can not purchase this (yet)

[George Carlin @TheGeorgeCarlin]

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Picture of Day: A Brown on Brown crime...

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Fav if you'd hotbox the shit out of this

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

I love idiots proclaiming superiority.Read aloud RT @edearl39 How easily someone if offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are

[Theodore James @JimFeider]

@_abbeyhey hope you had a great birthday!

[Theodore James @JimFeider]

#Cats #catswithtinyheads

[Theodore James @JimFeider]

@KaraRenee19 yo girl, what are you doing tonight?

[Theodore James @JimFeider]

@kobe91288 where are you? I miss
You

[SC Not Top Ten @SCNotTopTen]

The real reason the Cleveland Cavaliers have a BIG 3?

[Ali Spagnola @alispagnola]

I need a hug... or 12 hugs... or 12 beers.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When a sentence begins "The unarmed black man was" and ends with "at least six times", the verb in the middle is usually not "hugged".

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

The activities of the police in Ferguson, Mo., run contrary to the entire history of the freedoms -and good law enforcement- of our country

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Ongoing indiscriminate bullying against citizens -even media- cannot be permitted. All of us throughout the political spectrum must oppose.