Jim H

Computer geek

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mass Panic As Jim Cramer Predicts Giant Bug Mutants Will Not Attack Earth Next Tuesday At 2:17 PM https://t.co/T0gmpwKaYk

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

@LillianneMoo There is a major military storage for US Marines just outside Barstow and also a very large area the US Army uses for desert training behind the mountains to the left of US Interstate 10. Enjoy your trip to Las Vegas... Nevada is must better about guns than California.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

This single tweet cost California hundreds of billions of dollars in taxes, revenue, and jobs:

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

@harukaawake Japanese common sense. So nice to see Japan stand up for Japan and the Japanese culture.

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

@Ur_a_Smartass_C Looking Sharp Carl. 👍 Best wishes to you and your son.

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Finally!

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Sorry, what was the question? 🙃

[Tanya Tay Posobiec ☦️ @realTanyaTay]

Scariest pumpkins ever!!

[Jeremy Prime @DDayCobra]

President Trump and Elon Musk reunited 🙏

Charlie Kirk did this ❤️

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

@EndymionYT @razorfist Mech Warrior 5:Clans game from Piranha Games

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

@Timcast That is why I don't endorse censoring of the video of Charlie's death. Seeing the video brings home the horrible truth much more than a bland news report of "Charlie Kirk was shot" could ever do. It is a horrible video but important to understand the mind of the triggerman.

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

@RobertMSterling A meme is powerful because it encompasses a core truth...

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

Something more uplifting after a tragic day.

[Jim H @Jimh2067]

@RepLuna @elonmusk @finkd @tiktok_us Wrong, no white washing of reality by the news media. Do not turn away, to see the reality of what happened is necessary. To see the tragedy of death and the evil that spawned it. Do not hide the truth.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Well said. This is the turning point.

Dear leftists: we can have a conversation or a civil war. One more shot from your side and you will not get this choice again.

[𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 @MrLeadslinger]

Mood

[Michael Flynn Jr @realmflynnJR]

Good morning!

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

𝕏 needs more positivity.. 😊

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.

The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.

Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife:

Dear Landowner:
WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

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RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:

Dear Mr. Nemel:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).

You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).

Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).

Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application.

However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks."

This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

“Let’s Go Brandon!”

Sincerely,
The American Citizens!