Jim Chesnutt

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Great closing message!

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

My fellow Americans: Please direct your attention to this matter for just a moment. Allow this to sink in. The President of the United States of America just said he wants to ban the free press. He said he doesn’t want them in his office, which by the way is the Oval Office in the People’s House. This is unheard of, and we the people cannot let this be!

For the record, we have a free press in this country. For the record we should all be worried not just about this latest outburst, but by all of it going forward without permission — putting our service members in harms way, raising tariffs willy nilly, threatening buildings and institutions unless his name gets put on them. This is not the behavior of a centered leader who is focused on the good of the people. This is not the behavior of a compassionate leader focused on the millions of Americans who cannot afford healthcare, childcare, gas, or food. This is not the behavior of a man who can emotionally regulate himself.

We should all be concerned — those who voted for him and those who didn’t. The midterms are around the corner. Vote like your life and the lives of others are at stake, because they are. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

Oh my. The Secretary of Health and Human Services is investigating “chemtrails.”

So apparently it’s time for some middle-school science:

Jets fly high. It’s REALLY cold up there. Hot, moist exhaust hits cold air. The water condenses and freezes into tiny ice crystals.

That white trail behind the airplane?

It’s called a contrail.

We’ve known how this works for a very long time.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥 D.L. HUGHLEY: “Bill Maher and I used to be friends. It’s harder for me to listen to him now… I’ve never seen him mention the price or look of a presidential library until Obama got one — The way Trump is erasing his legacy it may be the only proof a Black president existed.”

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On Memorial Day, we pay tribute to the brave men and women in uniform who gave their lives for this country that we love. It is a debt we can never fully repay, but we must never stop trying. I’ll always be grateful to our fallen heroes and their families, whose sacrifice reminds us of what it means to live for something greater than ourselves.

[Sen. Michael Garrett @MichaelKGarrett]

The President of the United States learned that Robert Mueller had died.

And he picked up his phone and typed:

“Good. I’m glad he’s dead.”

I need you to stop.

Put down whatever you’re doing and feel the full weight of those words.

Good. I’m glad he’s dead.

Said by the man who holds the most powerful office in the history of human civilization. The office of Washington. Of Lincoln. Of Roosevelt standing in the rubble of Pearl Harbor promising a nation trembling in the dark that we would rise.

That office.

Those words.

Now let me tell you who Robert Mueller was.

He did not have to go to Vietnam.

He had every reason not to. A Princeton degree. A blown-out knee. A future waiting for him in the comfort of civilian life.

He waited a full year for that knee to heal, just so he could serve.

Let that sink in.

He walked into hell when other men were running from it. He came home with a Bronze Star for heroism and a Purple Heart soaked in the blood of his sacrifice. He spent the next four decades standing in the breach, as a prosecutor, as FBI Director, as the man who held this nation together in the smoldering ash of September 12th, 2001, when we were all afraid and we needed someone steady, someone serious, someone who loved this country more than he loved himself.

He was all of those things.

He was a Republican.

He was, by every honest measure, an American hero.

And the President danced on his grave.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

In their own words

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Val Kilmer was difficult to work with?” question that was asked on a convention panel, Michael Biehn replied, "I don't know."
Then, after a brief pause, he added.
"I never met Val Kilmer while filming Tombstone.
I only met Doc Holliday."

[Jim Chesnutt @JimiChes]

@bfsrocks Hooray for beer!

[Jim Chesnutt @JimiChes]

@FlynnCB Every

[Jim Chesnutt @JimiChes]

@deesnider “No I don’t surf I just look good in this outfit!”

[Jim Chesnutt @JimiChes]

@Patrick_ONeal L.F.G.

[Jim Chesnutt @JimiChes]

@FlynnCB @lippyent @CoorsBanquet Not Schaefer?

[Jim Chesnutt @JimiChes]

@TRHLofficial Tombstone

[Jim Chesnutt @JimiChes]

@Patrick_ONeal Tombstone is probably my #1 overall and I’ve seen it dozens of times. He should have won an Oscar for that performance.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Elbows up, Canada.