Jim Java

My opinions are not my own, they belong to dreaded Zarghoff, ancient god of nightmares and the lost. All praise be to Zarghoff.

[Jim Java @JimJava]

#StopKillingGames

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A Connecticut lawmaker has introduced a bill that would require movie theaters to disclose:

• What time the trailers start
• What time the movie actually starts

(Source: https://t.co/nVLnbjyhmZ)

[Jim Java @JimJava]

@SlayzKiana hi

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

DEMOCRATS: Don’t touch the hot stove

VOTERS: (touch hot stove) AAAAAH!

DEMOCRATS: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT

VOTERS: You’ll never get anywhere if you insist on blaming the voters

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Yes, but remember that from childhood Michelangelo and Bernini did not have to do anything else but learn to make art, they did not have to labour, do housework, anything. if you want artists like this then you need to let them do nothing but art, and conservatives *hate* that

[Max Lockwood Porter @mlockwoodporter]

@yeeeerika I will never get over Apple removing the headphone jack from the iPhone

[Maya Luna (NYC arc ✈️) @envisionedluna]

It's happening again

[Cooper @justcuuper]

We got yelled at so much for calling you fuckers Nazis and the MINUTE you get elected you’re all “let’s take Canada, let’s take the UK, let’s take Greenland”

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

We need a counterpart to the word “woke”, a loosely defined word with vaguely negative connotations to associate with anything remotely conservative

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

What if CEO shootings replace school shootings as the act of the deranged?

[CoolTopShop @CoolTopShopTees]

@SocialistMMA What if McDonald’s screwed up his happy meal and saw him writing. “I said”, “no pickles”, “ no onions” on three bullets?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re mass deporting people”
“Trans people are done”
“No more affirmative action”
“We’re firing 3 million honest workers”
“We’re gonna emit carbon”
“All prices are going up”
“You’ll face financial hardship”
“We’re giving your kids polio”
“Wow why are you so mean to us?”

[David Klion @DavidKlion]

Democrats should just pretend the Biden presidency and the Harris campaign never happened. Trump has been President continuously since 2017. This is his third term. Your life sucks and it’s all his fault. Voters will absolutely buy this.

[Awesome Manousos Facts @CollectTheEggs]

Trumps second presidency will be like Wheatley taking over Aperture in Portal 2

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

if SCOTUS ends birthright citizenship I’m doing Lib Jan 6

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Not that it matters with a GOP trifecta, but Puerto Rico just decisively voted for statehood *again* with an absolute majority in a three-option race.

Puerto Rico has more people than 22 states, all of them are US citizens, and yet it's completely left out to dry.

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

Coming soon…

[But what if we were hangin' WITHOUT Mr. Cooper? @tonygoldmark]

I just don't think I, or anyone for that matter, should be obligated to feel sorry for people who were given the EASIEST "don't be stupid or evil" test in the history of the universe and willingly failed.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

The REAL reasons why Kamala lost: a thread 🧵

Since everyone has already decided that Democrats lost because they didn't adopt/solve their pet issue, I have to present the real reasons for last week's loss: