Jimmy Strimpel

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@pmknspice Pt. 2 🧡

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@pmknspice Good morning 💚

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Everyone go like my brand new band Chasing Desolation! Stay tuned for music and band details!!!

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@LaurenDRealtor That's pretty cool!

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It's pretty much my birthday today. 🍀

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I'm throwing up because I got food poisoning from the @BWWings off of Blossom Hill. Thanks guys.

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There are times when the only way to beat something is to stop fighting it.

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We only see what people want us to see.

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It's not even 70 degrees, I'm outside for only a few minutes, and I get sunburned. #pale

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@iamsethperez Bates masturbates to mama bates. What a mother fucker.

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Carrie (from the movie Carrie) and Norman Bates (Bates Motel) should date. #psychos

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@jessicam0rris Can not go 2 minutes without asking what's happening in the movie we're watching.

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You pull in front of me & drive like a snail. Couldn't you see me speeding excessively in your direction/hear my offensive music blasting?

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Monday's the scariest day of the week. I'm always afraid to look at my bank account after the weekend.

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@JimmyStrimpel superbowl: 30 second clips of men running in between commercials. http://t.co/nF5G3U5pMT

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What's a "Superbowl"?

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I wash my hands BEFORE I take a piss. Thought you should know.

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Two can not be friends upon any other terms than the terms of equality.

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Haven't used this fucking thing in awhile. Be prepared to read a bunch of irrelevant shit.