Jimothy Morphy

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(parody account for the r/hockey trade deadline sim, nothing tweeted here is real)

[Jimothy Morphy @JimothyMorphy]

And that's all the scoops from ya boy Jimothy this deadline. Now I go back into the small cave in the middle of Wyoming where I hide from the government trying to inject beams into my head to get me to buy quinoa and shoes for my dog

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Buffalo submitted a Jack Eichel for Scott Sabourin deal at 5:01 EST so it's been rejected. Buffalo has withdrawn from the league in protest.

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Sounds like Dany Heatley will be attempting an NHL comeback. The Senators are expected to announce the signing of the fuckin' All-Star late tonight #50in07

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Sounds like the previously mentioned Toffoli deal, which would have sent him to Boston, is completely dead. Kings still trying to move him, hearing they've potentially made a deal with Florida.

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Should've been promoted

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Sources tell me that the Blues’ AGM was fired after offering up Pietrangelo and Parayko for Jeremy Bracco, which was about to go through when the other GMs came into the office and found out. He was immediately fired and scooped up by the desperate Kings.

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LA has fired GM Rob Blake, believe Blues AGM Bill Armstrong has already been named his replacement.

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Devils are actively shopping D Sami Vatanen. Almost everyone on the team is available, but Vatanen is the guy they seem to want to move the most. Couple teams have asked but the market seems fairly cold. Maybe add F Jack Hughes as a sweetener?

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Sounds like the Toffoli trade will happen after all, with a couple minor adjustments to the original deal.

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ok boomer

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Source said the Kings had a deal in place involving F Tyler Toffoli a few days ago and my assumption was it was on hold to allow Toffoli to play in last night's Stadium Series. Hearing now it has been rejected by the Central Trade Registry. LA GM is furious from what I've heard.

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Vancouver has been trying to move F Sven Baertschi all season, want to do him a favour and find him a team that will give him NHL minutes. Sounds like they've found a home for him. Details to come.

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Ilya Sorokin has been dealt. The highly touted goalie prospect was made available earlier this month and several teams had inquired on him. Trigger finally pulled today. Sabres C Jack Eichel going the other way I believe.

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Hearing Puljujärvi, acquired by the Habs earlier today, has already begun negotiating a contract for next season. He can't join the Habs this season as it's past the December 1st deadline, but he's excited to join the team in October.

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Montreal and Edmonton have agreed to a substantial trade. Hearing Carey Price could be going the other way. Darnell Nurse just left Oilers practice.

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More Sharks news, seems they've sent D Brent Burns to the Leafs.

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Couple of thoughts out of California. Sounds like the Sharks and Stars have made a deal of sorts. LA has been trying to sell off several players but from what I've heard GM's think the asking price is too high.

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Boeser in the lineup for the Canucks tonight. Very confusing. I guess he was traded back.

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Source close to the Panthers org has confirmed to me that F Frank Vatrano has been dealt. Details to come.

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Leafs nearing an extension with F Pierre Engvall, looks to be in the 5 year 10M AAV range as the Leafs like to do

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Getting word of a potential Ottawa/Tampa blockbuster. If you thought Boeser to the Habs was big then your fucking nuts are gonna quake.