John Impellizzeri

I'm John. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

[John Impellizzeri @Jimp03]

@saraah_says https://t.co/S6DUAdObKR

[Learn About Weed @LearnMarijuana]

when you get caught smoking weed

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@saraah_says https://t.co/dnyES3b7ox

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My type of Friday night

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@saraah_says https://t.co/D5sLURp07O

[Learn About Weed @LearnMarijuana]

Barber: “What you want?”
Him: "You ever seen Spongebob?"
Barber: “Say no more fam"

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@saraah_says https://t.co/nK5jo39Gpt

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

#LifeAdvice

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@19bhogbin ur gay tho

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@saraah_says turnt https://t.co/UMwcAxEEwJ

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@19bhogbin @juimpellizzeri such a soft person.

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@juimpellizzeri yeah the light..

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@juimpellizzeri follow the light young one

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I havent tweeted anything in a long time, but I think its necessary to say to the idiots who cant drive, take the fucking bus.

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Life is deep 💣

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@MikeMontreuil haha mikey baby , miss you bud.. why didint you come to manoir last week? #stilllargerthenyou

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Jesus christ, fuck off volkswagen.

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@patmaino @juimpellizzeri he been at a gay bar all day trying to pick up small men like himself

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I'm nice until:

•You annoy me.
•You piss me off.
•You screw me over.
•You get on my bad side.
•You give me a reason not to be.

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This shits getting real old real fast