James A. Penny

Think WWJD: What Would Jim Do?

[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Dude. Sweatpants. Sag. Deep.
Arm shoved down front to elbow.
His hand must be cold.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

6 A.M. Awake.
Where is that cup and straw?
This will not last long.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Hot chick over there.
Man spreading in patterned hose.
Her BF smiling.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

GPS on phones.
Telling me where I am not.
So good when it works.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Holiday traffic.
Please drag the mall out to sea.
Give it to Neptune.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Birthday. Far away.
Sand. Rock. No tarmac delay.
Snappy Happy, Josh!

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Almost legal now.
Birthday girl snooks up on me.
Sparkle on dear heart!

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Holiday traffic
In my way. I go back home.
JIT shopping.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

#WRALSNOW and cold feet

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Flu and Shingles shots.
One in each arm. Waiting. Woe.
This could be The End.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Thunder. Two A. M.
Am I hungry? Or sleepy?
Martian moon maggots.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Lightning. Boom. So close.
Newly dead tree there.
Not close enough yet.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Who am I to think
That another might turn to look?
Except to spit. Shit.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

One hundred dollars.
Not enough to turn a head.
How far can one fall?

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

He had six Friday.
I offered one more Sunday.
Not interested.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Make my life complete.
Could my roof leak? Please, oh please?
Over my bed, please?

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Cockroach. Taunting me.
They fuck far more than I do.
And they eat better.

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[James A. Penny @JimPenny]

Cockroach. Lightning. Strike.
Electricity. Immune?
Might as well be. Fuck.

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