Matthew Ward

First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

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@HawkEmDownChris Skinner

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@AlexiLalas Lib.

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@realpeteyb123 When are you going on Ashley St Claire’s podcast?

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@Cernovich I have had it happen twice. It was terrible.

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@ObamaSquareHQ @LeadingReport “City of Masochists”

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@ZaidJilani You ever heard about of Jesus?

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@UDCincyFan Awesome?

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@MLB He needs to worry more about playing defense than showboating when he hits homeruns

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@beyoncegarden Nose ring never lies

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@Schultz_Report I love Jameis but this is dumb 🤣

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@realpeteyb123 Mandani was authentic? lol.

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@ScottMGreer Immigration changed the demographics too much.

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@ATBBTTR You’re right. It hasn’t worked for the nfl.

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@NotoriousAKG Franklin isn’t talking to you.

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@Reds

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@AJA_Cortes @CyberPunkCortes I remember watching this as a kid and being absolutely shocked.

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@pick_six22 Yes it shouldn’t have been as close as it was.

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@KySportsRadio Beef jerky costs too much.

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@AndrewBogusch

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@whatuplakerss @BreidenFehoko Must suck being dumb as you are.