Jim the Ape 🦍

I'm a 600 pound talking gorilla that rages at stupid people on YouTube.

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[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

To give you an idea how much of a bitch my audio editing is, it just took me 4 hours to edit 24 minutes of audio down to about 20 minutes.

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

@VanessaWCheese well then I guess you've successfully recreated that feeling with the weirdness of the gorilla mask (don't know how to feel about that detail in particular) and the visual appeal of your body. And yeah, that's the least creepy-sounding way I could put it. I still worry about that

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

@VanessaWCheese 😍I... don't think I can tweet my reaction to this without being suspended for being inappropriate, or at the very least being potentially seen as really creepy and/or cringe. So instead of risking that embarrassment, I'll just say... wow. And the aforementioned dimples are 😘👌

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

@VanessaWCheese That's the easiest way to highlight how fake psychics are. If you give them no expression to go off of, they'll have a much harder time coming up with accurate guesses. And you're welcome. I always worry that my compliments might come off as weird or, like, "thirsty". I dunno.

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

@VanessaWCheese John Oliver did a pretty good segment about it back in the day. https://t.co/O0pVVkhK5t

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@VanessaWCheese I'm sorry to see you sad. I think we can all agree with Anakin Skywalker on this one.

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

Mother fuckers out here posting 2 hour videos on YouTube with one view for every hour it's been up and the title and thumbnail appear to be spoiling something big that I haven't gotten to in Spider-Man 2 yet. I... will... END YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@Umbra_Tet

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

They deserved what they got

I'll start (or, more accurately, continue):

[Marvel Perfect Gifs & Clips @MCUPerfectGifs]

They deserved what they got

I'll start:

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@ChrisRGun That's funny, cause I could swear I've heard that voice before from some weirdo YouTuber I sometimes watch. He used to slide into frame on a computer chair at the start of his videos. Man, what was his name again? Something with a c. Chip? Chad? Chuck Laser Beam? It'll come to me

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

You know, it's funny. I remember hearing long ago the ironically repetitive saying "Hurt people hurt people" (the first "hurt" being the adjective form and the second being the verb) and I think it's true. Not to excuse Pearl's dumb takes, but this may be part of her origin story

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I don't care who would win in a fight between Superman and an off-brand, evil, Superman-inspired character. I just want to know 3 things about Homelander. 1) when is The Boys season 4 coming out? 2) when is he playable in MK1? and 3) is he voiced by Antony Starr in said game?

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@GMNGChristian Bro, it's fine. You can come out of the closet now. It's 2023. Live your truth, my dude. There's no need for all this faux outrage. I mean, everybody knows there's only one reason anyone would care so much about something as trivial that. You can just admit it. I won't judge you.

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I might lose my job soon when I start randomly shouting "FUCKING PRONOUNS!" in a fake British accent and then laughing my ass off at weirdos like Az. How does he not realize that he is being hypocritical? How does he not see that he is the triggered snowflake outraged by nothing?

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

So I wanted to see what that guy who screamed about pronouns in Starfield thought about the Hogwarts Legacy boycott and I was not disappointed.

The hypocrisy is prophetic

[Jim the Ape 🦍 @JimTheAPE]

This might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard wrapped up in pseudointellectual bullshit. I can understand concerns over contact sports where chances of injury MIGHT be increased. But fucking chess? I don't see why gender divided chess should even be a thing. Git smarter, scrub.

[Debbie Hayton @DebbieHayton]

By me for @unherd; "The truth is that human beings are part of nature. Men and women evolved different bodies and we have also evolved different psychologies. It’s possible that evolution has left men with an innate advantage in chess."
https://t.co/oZ6T6xIRtg

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If Matt walsh had endorsed me like that, I'd be demanding him to take it back. Any association between that bigot and a sensible person should be considered defamation by the latter. Let's just say I'd wish upon him exactly what he'd wish upon trans people, whatever that may be.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

press ‘play’ you’re going to scream

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So, my work plays music and one of the songs they play is this cheery sounding pop song called "My Stupid Heart" apparently by walk off the Earth. I googled it briefly because I wondered if I was alone in this and it seems I am... to me it sounds exactly like "Some Nights" by fun

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@JenelopeJohnson @RichardDawkins while they may not literally be the exact same thing, I think you'd have to be delusional to claim there's no relationship between the two. Sense of self is how you perceive your own existence. So if someone attacks the former, it's like they're trying to deny part of the latter.