Jio Park

she/her

[Jio Park @jiopaark]

I feel like

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Scientist: Their legs are longs, lets call them "Long Legs"
Freaky ass fucking scientist: I actually have a better idea.

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much

[Dona Irene @donairene13]

Meu meme russo favorito sempre será esse aqui

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

don’t be like that your honor

[min @grndslmclly]

everyone on the dodgers is PROBLEMATIC

shohei is GAY
yoshi is GAY
mookie is GAY
kiké is GAY
hyeseong is GAY
teo is GAY
roki is GAY
freddie has VENEERS

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

I NEED this guy’s baseball sweater like I need water

[cartonero @flanchota]

señora no puede ser cazadora y presa a la vez

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Every weekend I become morbidly obese and every week I become fit again

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

how many days just in general like how many left

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[cassia the weathergirl ⛈️ @mousepuppyy]

when you right click copy and paste something does it ever feel like your mouse is pregnant with information. or is that just me

[Gamerdog @GamerdogSSB]

I'm 22.

Just bought food from Panda Express

No help from my parents.

No luck involved.

Had a vision, and pulled it off.

[chase @_chase_____]

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

[tino @mirthincarnate]

Every year around Easter I get this weird wound in the middle of my hand and nobody can tell me what it is

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog

[danlet @evildanevil]

I wish a woodchuck would

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

If it takes you more than three hours to read The Brothers Karamazov, then frankly, you just aren't a serious reader.

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Im gonna blow the fucking Easter bunny’s head straight off his fucking shoulders if he breaks into my house tonight