Josh Smith

a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself

[officer cheeks @purrrrkinsss]

what level of pussy is it when you're scared of SOMERVILLE, MASSACHUSETTS

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

The thing about Nazis is they aren’t bulletproof

[Matthew J. Hunter @MattHunterMCR]

Dude was just kidnapped by settlers and the IDF and he’s still like “we should send them bombs” 😭

[eve @chainsawbaby]

i said mitch mcconnell was going to die like 3 years ago at a specific date and time and the fbi came to interrogate me at my job and they asked if i thought it was funny and i pointed at the 3 likes on the printed out post of mine sitting on the table with raised eyebrows lol

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

got into a screaming argument with my mom on the street yesterday that ended with me shouting “THATS BECAUSE IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL” on 125th Street — now, in my defense,

[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Blame the password sharers" yes blame the common man!! Fight one another!!! Be at odds with your fellow human while the big bosses and ceo's pocket all the cash!!!

[petragrammaton @pfersiche]

@MrJamesMay I think you’re mixing up transgender and seagulls, easy mistake to make the first time

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

apparently my nasty cunt of a neighbor referred to me with "it/its" pronouns derogatorily in conversation with my father yesterday, then tried to transvestigate me bc my "car radio is loud" (?) so he threatened to 51/50 her if she "kept talking like she needs mood stabilizers"

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

A daughter. A drug mule. A lesbian.

We miss you Rue.

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

Graffiti really can be so powerful 🙌

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

the show must WHAT

[Nate Holdren @n_hold]

Moment of silence for our fallen bee comrades.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a man fighting against a ONE TIME 5% TAX on billionaires so that the poorest among us can have healthcare is not someone who should be president btw

[laura j. brown @laurjbrown]

when you have a sondheim 80th birthday concert

[⭐️🍓 @honorarytwink]

going to Rocky Horror on broadway and turning to the person next to me and whispering “they sang this on Glee” after every song

[max 🐐🔜 MP @goatedtwunk]

Who up smoking transgender Marlboros