Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin

Murphy's law has it out for me || am i an ass irl? Yeah probably rip || rp account || tc*st dni

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

Do not care what others think; do what you must

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@spellinghardzz No need, you delivered it to me like Ikea version of doordash

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@TMNT Disgusting. Hate that guy

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@spellinghardzz Good. I deserve it

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@TDoctorfish Hmm... you can stay

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

Not Leo telling me about being kidnapped in his dream and almost getting whipped RCMacaque style only to make the massive, apparently, leap that obvi it doesnt matter cause he has a shell
He's dumb even in his dreams, help me lord, I hate this family

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@SpazztastiKim @HamatoJitsu Dont encourage him

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@leioii Start small, see how you like it, go from there. Don't go all out for the first tattoo

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@lana_banany @HamatoJitsu I cant believe you were right that you'd have a chance to use that nightmare cursed image but sure here you go

[lmk revival🌱 @glushii]

Anything helps, I’m sorry to have to share this here.

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

Most domestic cats are lactose intolerant. Next time you go to give a cat or the local stray a bowl of milk, maybe choose water instead

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

Daily(ha yeah right) facts nobody asked for from yours truly
A thread. You're welcome. I hope they make many of you suffer so we can weed out the weak

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

Lions may hunt in prides, and tigers may be solitary, but a tiger is more likely to be generous. Another tiger coming up to a kill is more likely to be allowed to stay to share, while lions will attack even members of their own pride if they eat out of turn

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

Went through the Lava Cave in Ark for the first time, on a deinonychus who was bred for speed. Many heart attacks were had

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@xX_WAD3_Xx @BigbyRed *pat, pat*

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@xX_WAD3_Xx @BigbyRed Reptile > Furry

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@xX_WAD3_Xx @BigbyRed I dont get paid to hold your hand, I dont get paid at all, try to melt over there, Im walkin here

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@xX_WAD3_Xx @BigbyRed Hi, for some reason Im being told to deal with things instead of our face man. *Ahem*
Youre a furry now, congrats, all complaints can be put into the complaint bin which totally isnt a trash can with the words "Complaint Bin" spray painted on the side of it

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@BigbyRed @xX_WAD3_Xx STOP MAKING ME FIX THINGS UGHHH

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

@TDoctorfish I wish i was single child

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

#RedSon #Lego Monkie Kid

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@TDoctorfish Id know your cringe anywhere

[Purple-Is-The-New-Gremlin @JitsuHamato]

#RedSon #Lego Monkie Kid