Jane Lappin (Ritson)

It's grim up north....

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@HeinzUK ...hidden perfectly from view at the bottom of the tin. SURELY they deserve some kind of compensation for the horrible experience this rogue tin has caused them. 😘😘😘

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@HeinzUK I had the worst of days. 2 hours trying to get into this tin, and trying to find a tin opener, I missed my meal break and eventually fell into a diabetic coma and died. Imagine my families horror at finding me clutching the tin, with the ringpull....

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@timotejgosev A few meters ABOVE. on a cliffside. And it's 'he', not 'it'.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@ixi0310 Is this something you assume about every celebrity death? Is the walk on a boiling hot day through rough terrain not a good enough explanation?

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@sarker Same. I feel so sad about someone I never met.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@Cosmopeleton It's not a plot, or a conspiracy theory. Dick.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

I'm desperately sorry to hear about #michaelmosley. I held hope for him. Can't imagine how his family must be feeling. RIP, will really miss seeing you on the TV. 😢

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@ChipSwitches @GinaORiley @Telegraph What a load of nonsense. You're talking about YOU. Not 'men'. SOME women would prefer shed/tool time more than socialising, yeah. A lot of men would prefer to go to football with a load of mates, what is your point?

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@FlawedTooMuch I found you by mistake while searching for someone else. I hope you're OK. Sending you love. xx

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@Stephen64121564 @SheffieldStar Do you understand the mechanism behind a major incident being declared? The Star can't call one, & it's obviously newsworthy enough for the emergency services to do it.... but - hey - if it's not affecting you, no one needs to know....

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@Dantromp_ @MetroUK That sounds like you're complaining that a black female is hosting the show?

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@RonaldMoorhous3 @MetroUK News doesn't revolve around your areas of knowledge. You're not the centre of everything. And who you know/don't know is of no interest to anyone else, either.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@LaPunthereBleue @Paul_T_M @Jaffictram @biiilyedwards .... or maybe they just love it so much they can't understand why others wouldn't feel the same way.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@18AGordon @sophielouisecc I'm glad someone else said it!!

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@sophielouisecc Let's take money from the poor and give it to the rich! Good idea? Where did you get it from?!

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@wooderooski @Londonschild @CBtn13 @DaughterofSith @Nicoledso @sophielouisecc I'm alright Jack, pull the ladder up.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@wooderooski @Londonschild @Nicoledso @sophielouisecc Yeah, you sound perfect for Texas.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@luna2300 @itvnews I think they mean as opposed to two or more.

[Jane Lappin (Ritson) @Jitzykins]

@slim_douglas @Rylan @AnnPhipps14 @BBCNews I mean, the nosy in me wants to know as much as the next person, but it doesn't mean we're entitled to know, or that it gives people carte blanche to name innocent people....