@HustleBitch_ There’s a guy on my block who believes elves live in a tree in his backyard.
The fact that nobody is disagreeing with him leads me to believe he’s telling the truth.
Elf disclosure is coming.
@BasedMikeLee That's what happens when you put weirdo fundamentalists in charge of the military.
If you had any sense you'd consider not being associated with Pete Hegseth's creepy apocalyptic "religious" views as a badge of honor.
@SenMikeLee@SenTuberville Wait. You actually think the MAHA folks are gonna love you when homeopathic "remedies" are tested for effectiveness and quality?
There's a reason they call it snake oil, buddy.
@BretWeinstein Yeah. "Something" called Hunter Biden is trying to rehabilitate Hunter Biden. It's pretty common for someone to lack self-awareness in active addiction then find it in recovery.
Not everything is giant nefarious conspiracy theory, freak.
@elonmusk Yeah well. That's what happens when a few people hoard all the money & then use their influence to take food and medicine from poor people.
Great job. Keep up the good work, weirdo.
@elonmusk I don’t know if you’ve heard about this, but Mars is exactly as susceptible as earth to meteors. Also, humans can’t live there and they never will.
@elonmusk Why do people assume that if life evolves on other planets that it’s like us in any way - and also has a desire to contact other civilizations?
Maybe they exist but they have other motivations and interests.
@RobSchneider@elonmusk According to my cousin Bob, if pigs had wings, we could all fly on them to Florida for FREE VACATIONS AT DISNEY WORLD!!
A lot of people say a lot of things, buddy.
@ConceptualJames I’m sure that’s exactly what he was thinking of when he did that. Because he’s definitely well-known as a biblical scholar.
Cope harder.
@NateSilver538 Wait. Are you saying that it’s not totally random that every time I log onto Twitter the first thing I see is multiple weird racist nonsense posts from Elon Musk?
Wow. I never would’ve figured that out. You must be a wizard or something.
@BretWeinstein@Sargon_of_Akkad “We had no way of knowing he was an immoral crazy person. Except for the millions of people who kept telling us he’s an immoral crazy person. But other than that, we had no way of knowing.”
@Sargon_of_Akkad@BretWeinstein Totally. Except all of the people who said this is exactly what he was going to do.
But other than that, none of us could’ve expected it.