Jake

hey I'm jake I love TWITTER!!!!

[Jake @JJ_cole]

rembered my password 2 this account =) every1 follow my new account @jj_cole2 kkkkkk =)

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Kimmys here and she's making out with two other guys at the same time.. =(

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Leaving 4 al's party =D

[Jake @JJ_cole]

PARTY TIME IN AN HOUR =D going to get drunk as lol

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Mum just told me she got date raped nd that's how she got pregnant with me lol wtf?

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Lol pre drinx with mum

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Mum bought me a big bottle of bourbon for tonite but I wanted cruizers they taste like fizzy drink =(

[Jake @JJ_cole]

I asked mum to buy me cruizers nd now she calls me circumsized vagina =( this is why I don't talk to mum that much lol

[Jake @JJ_cole]

I bought it up becoz I'm going to a party tonite nd I mite get mum to buy me some cruizers

[Jake @JJ_cole]

I don't drink alcohol coz it's bad for u but mum said I should so I can be cool?? Thoughts???

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Mums making fun of me becoz I'm circumsized.. =(

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Is it possable 2 get crabs with out having sex??? Cos I think I have em =(

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Lol me when I used to have really long hair!!! http://plixi.com/p/69842133

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Needed to poo 4 like a week but the doc says I'm not allowed til the spider bite infection goes =( feel like I'm pregnant lol

[Jake @JJ_cole]

@morganif OMG WAYNE CAREY REALY????

[Jake @JJ_cole]

@Brettnip_ LOL how u do that??

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Lol think I jst found peopl on twitter from healesville =D

[Jake @JJ_cole]

My friends are always busy wen I need them....... y me ='(

[Jake @JJ_cole]

Lol it wasn't that bad she kinda joined in but I'm still a virgin =(

[Jake @JJ_cole]

I was cheating on kimmy at tha party the other nite and she walkd in on us =S